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Newquay, Cornwall
A rare photo of the wife and I... just as proof that @CornwallK8 does sometimes ditch the wetsuit and surf wear for a frock!๐Ÿ˜‚Plus she looks stunning!๐Ÿ˜โค๏ธ #CruiseLife
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RT @CornwallK8: Saturday treats. Homemade bacon cheese burgers for dinner anyone!? ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ˜‹ #Homemade #SaturdayVibes
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This morning at the beach #Cornwall
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Saturday Sunrise Surf! ๐Ÿ„โ€โ™€๏ธ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿงก๐ŸŒ… Good morning Weekend Wonders!๐Ÿ˜˜ #Cornwall #StormHour #SaturdayVibes #Sunrise
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Breakfast at the besties! ๐Ÿฅ‘๐ŸŒถ๐Ÿณ
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RT @CornwallK8: Sea and sky!๐ŸŒ…๐Ÿงก๐Ÿฉท๐ŸŒŠ #Cornwall #StormHour #FridayVibes
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Foraged mussels, steamed in a homegrown, homemade red pepper sauce with nduja for dinner tonight folks! Whose joining us!? ๐Ÿซ‘๐Ÿง„๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฆช #ThursdayVibes #Homegrown #Homemade
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Good morning Glorious Beings!๐Ÿคฉ Happy Friday!๐Ÿฅณ Weekend is on the horizon!๐Ÿ˜ Activate the 'Out of Office' early ๐Ÿ’ป and put on those smiles!๐Ÿ˜Š We have fun ๐Ÿ˜ frolics๐Ÿคช and shenanigans ๐Ÿ˜œ to tend to!๐Ÿฅณ Whatever you're up to, have a fab one folks!๐Ÿ˜˜ #FridayVibes
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RT @CornwallK8: Post surf tipple with the bestie! Cheers lovelies! ๐Ÿท๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ’™โ˜€๏ธ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ„โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ„โ€โ™‚๏ธ #ThursdayVibes
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Watching the husband @CornwallKCMark conduct Johann Strauss' Radetsky March on Classic FM with his slice of toast at the kitchen table whilst he doesn't think I'm watching is ultimate married life amusement! ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽถ #FridayVibes
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Good morning folks ๐Ÿ˜
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RT @CornwallK8: Homemade Moussaka with a salad on the side for dinner anyone!? ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿซ’๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐Ÿซ‘๐Ÿ… #MondayVibes #Homemade
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Good morning Beautiful Humans!๐Ÿคฉ Happy Tuesday!๐Ÿ˜Š You know what to do! Put on those smiles ๐Ÿ˜Š and let's turn Tuesday from awesome to epic!๐Ÿ˜Ž Have a fab one folks!๐Ÿ˜˜ #TuesdayVibes
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RT @CornwallK8: When you tell someone living on a peninsula mean weather can change rapidly, but they don't quite get it. Two pics of Fistrโ€ฆ
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When the husband @CornwallKCMark follows you for a surf, but stays on dry land and gets the action shot!๐Ÿ„โ€โ™€๏ธ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿค™ #Cornwall #StormHour #TuesdayVibes
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To quote a fine Cornish lady, this evening is โ€œgrey but gloriousโ€! #Cornwall
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Good morning Monday Marvels!๐Ÿ˜Š It's the start of another new week!๐Ÿคฉ I hope everyone has had a great weekend ๐Ÿฅณ Now to put on those smiles and have ourselves a fab day, folks!๐Ÿ˜˜ #MondayVibes
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