My talents are mainly hallucinating while unconscious and knowing extremely useless facts. I'd make a good court jester in the middle ages

In the crawlspace
Accepting egirl applications of egirls trying to get my money but a twofold: Money is fake and I have no money
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「犬は常に忙しいと思ってる」説が可愛すぎて ぬいぐるみ噛んだりあっち向いたりこっち向いたりで忙しい!とか思ってそう
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oh cool I have a Deadlock invite. weeellpp
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precious little angel
parece que meu doguinho é uma cruza de raposa com caramelo
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u think piccolo's antennae go "boing" a lil bit when he whips 'em out?
Piccolo and Android 17 Reunite in Dragon Ball Super
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"Thou" being the informal variant of "you" back in the day makes our modern usage of it funny. It would seem to a person of that time like we were affecting something akin to "Dude, you're hella holy, God" or something
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The Shibe can assume an aerodynamic position with their ears. It allows for smoother patting of their very soft head
飛行機耳のまる💕🩷😍🎉 まるの気持ち知りたい😍💕
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Mail Doglivery
おとどけものでーす!
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this is the "please sir, my wets" face
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Wemby being the angel lol
The Abduction of Persephone, by Nicola Maria Rossi, early 18th c
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The Abduction of Persephone, by Nicola Maria Rossi, early 18th c
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megalomania
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if u look like this DM me
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Corgi is actually the plural a single Corgiform is a Corgus. That's just taxonomy for you
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The Corgus of Pleasant Nighttime
Good evening
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I never noticed it before but Colonel Sanders' facial hair feels fitting in a Japanese context
思わぬ重要任務を任せられた カーネルサンダース
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Combating AI with one terribly human made piece of shit at a time
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Tried to take a cute pic of Willow and forgot the flash was on😭😂😭😂😭😂😭
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