Right tenors, I've been told (by
@Counterpint, the highest authority on these things), that beer and flattery will get you to come along. As all tenors have such amazingly brilliant imaginations, we're sure you'll be delighted with the tea we'll offer you instead.
TENORS!
We know you're out there somewhere. As a result of one of our long-standing members leaving, we now have tenor vacancies. You REALLY want to join us, and here's why: