Mom called. "Seems like everyone knows social media is bad for us. Why won't anyone ban it?" I started explaining that Ted Kaczynski spoke of this before she interrupted "Wait - Ted Kaczynski? The terrorist?" "Yeah. He only did terrorism to promote his book deal, his main thing was writing." "Oh, thank God. Five years ago you told me you thought Ted Kaczynski was really smart and this whole time I've been assuming you meant for the bombing. That's such a relief"