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My mom just casually handed me a bag and said “I got you some GameCube games at a garage sale today”
There was only one GameCube game. The rest were PS2 but uhhh 🥵
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CptnAlex retweeted
It’s time for a Bendy merchandise double feature!
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Products ship in 2-3 weeks
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Okay why is nobody talking about this?! You can catch Pokemon by searching their names on Google now!?!
If you search any of the Kanto dex, a Pokeball appears at the bottom of the screen. Clicking it triggers a standard catch animation and then they get added to your Google Dex!
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Idea for @kellyclarkson - since you inspired Taylor to re-record her masters before buying them back, have you considered simply buying the building ArtOfPlay is located in? 👀
That’s the level of petty I want you to be because you are RIGHT and that man deserves NOTHING
This saga is crazy like @kellyclarkson is America’s Sweetheart she could’ve punched that man in the face and I still would believe her???
(Meanwhile what she actually did was out everything back where she found it before left the store)
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This saga is crazy like @kellyclarkson is America’s Sweetheart she could’ve punched that man in the face and I still would believe her???
(Meanwhile what she actually did was out everything back where she found it before left the store)
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CptnAlex retweeted
Be my NY when Hollywood hates me, you’re only as hot as your last hit baby !!!
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CptnAlex retweeted
HEY! HEY! HEY!
A trip to NYC wouldn’t be complete without a ride from a Craaazy Taxi!
We’re stoked to partner with @sega on a brand new line of Classic @crazytaxi_game collectibles, starting with this New York Comic Con Exclusive Crazy Taxi license plate enamel pin!
With a Limited Edition of just 500 pieces, these things are gonna move faster than Axel on a run with 10 seconds left on the clock 🚕 💨
Limited Stock available online new, full stock drops at New York Comic Con this weekend!
#newyorkcomiccon #nycc26 #crazytaxi #sega #classic
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The millennial jams that the school plays in the drop off line go crazy cause why are we blasting “Ultimate by Lindsey Lohan” at 8am to a bunch of 5 year olds
Like okay guess I have to have a good day now 😭
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Her stint on Traitors is going to be insane. She can talk her way out of just about anything. Her ability to lie with a straight face is unmatched.
Dee on whether she’d play Big Brother again #bb28 “Yes, I will say yes, even after I spent 80 days in the house — long 80 days — I will say yes. I won’t say yes for next season, because I want to enjoy my summer next summer. But I will say yes to the following summer, any summer after that. Because it is three months, a longer commitment, I do have to think about it longer. Does my heart want to always say yes? Yes, but who knows what my life will look like next summer or the following or whenever Big Brother asks? I would have to rearrange a lot more, so that would be the only bad thing. Now, as a player, I do want to always say yes, but who knows? Like, I actually want to focus on, you know, family, friends, building a family. Obviously, I need to find somebody first, but I’m turning 30 soon. I want to shift my life a little bit, so I think Big Brother is always going to be something where you have to just take a whole summer off. But I will say yes, depending on where my life is at. As a player, I always want to say yes.” youtu.be/6PCt3OHCjBc
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This was a severe case of a superfan trying to overthink and outsmart production.
We know there are always comps about what “day” things happen
They both never even bothered to process the actual instructions and played based on their assumptions and knowledge of past seasons
Drew is telling Devens about this Vince crashout right now #bb28
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CptnAlex retweeted
unfortunately my body doesn’t know the difference between a big brother live double eviction and being held at gunpoint
#bb28
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