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"Bear Stearns is Fine!"
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The inverse cramer portfolio has been one of the best performing investment strategies of the decade. It would be even stronger if he decided to be bearish on this company
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This article is fake, but it’s even funnier when you realize her personal stock portfolio includes a bunch of bio companies that almost entirely rely on drug tests
Like Eli Lilly, Boston Scientific, Stryker, and even the US healthcare ETF
Politicians are literally the worst. The gaslighting must stop
There are some lines you don’t cross.
Turning cancer patients into a prop bet is one of them.
And it’s exactly why New York won’t let companies like Kalshi break our laws.
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The next generation will be much smarter than me (and Jim) thanks to @WisprFlow @tankots
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JIM CRAMER: “I AM GOING TO SELL MY BITCOIN” [DUE TO QUANTUM COMPUTING]
Congrats Bitcoin bulls
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Last year we spent $2.5M on our launch video. Now we need to budget. So we built a way to compare your spending to other users in every category and see if you're going to escape the permanent underclass... or not.
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Well if I was worth $300 million off a $176k annual salary I would also vote against the stop insider trading act
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Inverse Cramer retweeted
“50% of American adults under 30 are living with a parent”
Shocking
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