I'm an avid car guy, DragonBall fan, and menace to my own sanity. I'm your new best friend.
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Me, seeing new Nissan Skyline concept: Oh, shit! New dream car material?!
Me, after learning that it's a 4 door with no 2 door option:
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Has anyone else been corrupted by Letterkenny?
What I mean is: I'll pronounce the s in 'debris' like Squirrley Dan and I say "good n'you," whenever someone asks me how I'm doing, among other little "Letterkenny-isms." 😂
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Reddit hit me with a 3-day because I made a joke about @TheAKGuy doing all of John Basilone's feats on Guadalcanal and giving him all the credit.
I may have gone too far with the forced valor @UnsubscribeCast @Eli_Doubletap @DonutOperator @Fat_Electrician 😂
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This app, once again, proves that it's a cesspool for the ignorant. I'm about to just start replying with those I know aren't braindead and that's it.
Holy fuck, my head is killing me. 🙄
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Hey, post-2am Capper here: someone just swept the sidewalk outside my apartment.
At 2 in the morning.
That is all.
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That Nick Guy retweeted
happy national worldwide badger day 🦡
free shipping today on all orders ≥ $30 w/code badger
rt + comment for a chance to win a tub a Guacamole Gamer Fart 9000
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WOW, 10% OFF FOR LOYAL FANS WHO'VE BEEN AROUND SINCE THE FRANCHISE'S CONCEPTION IN 2003?! THANKS!
You fucking cocksuckers. @Activision @InfinityWard
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Realized it's been a while since I've just posted here. It's usually replying to some fuckshit or posting a giveaway nowadays.
Vibe check: how's the mood this Monday morning? I almost fell asleep during a meeting at work today, so that's how I'm doing. 😂
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I just entered to win the FN SCAR 17s Gen 2 Rifle from @ClassicFirearm! Valued At $5,800! @FN_America
#FN #gungiveaway #winagun #dreamrifle Enter Here - classicfirearms.com/contest/…
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MWIV will just be a reskin of MWIII and MWII. You gonna C&D me too, @Activision @CallofDuty @InfinityWard? Your trash-ass franchise is dead, by your own hand, and your trash-ass employees deserve to know that they're pursuing a dead-end career with you.
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New horror game idea: you play as a cat in a nice home and have to run away and hide from an overly loving human. (They're just acting normal, cats are just terrified of affection)
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I just entered to win the Sig Sauer MCX Spear LT IR from @ClassicFirearm! Valued At $3,800! @sigsauerinc #sig #gungiveaway #winagun #dreamrifle Enter Here - wn.nr/zqkTzp2
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I just entered to win the Knights Armament KS-3 UK SOF Contract Loadout from @ClassicFirearm! Valued At $11,500! #VortexNation #Aimpoint #reptiliacorp #PelicanProducts #gungiveaway #winagun Enter Here - classicfirearms.com/contest/…
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I just entered to win the H&K MR762 LRP Rifle Package From @ClassicFirearm! Valued At $6,200! @HecklerAndKoch
#HK #H&K #winagun #dreamrifle Enter Here - classicfirearms.com/contest/…
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I just spent 4 and a half minutes telling this ai answering machine to let me speak to a real human being, getting the runaround "but why," and then it has the gall to tell me I can ask to speak to a representative.
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I am both simultaneously proud of being in the .1% club, and "brain rot go brrrrrr" disgusted.
@DARUSSIANBADGER you decide: fame or shame?
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