I love being blocked by people I’ve never interacted with.

“Looks don’t matter” and “money doesn’t buy happiness” are the two biggest lies ever told.

This is your sign to take your coworker to the beach.

I’m quitting 𝕏. Today I officially decided to stop posting here. It’s bittersweet because I’ve been creating on this platform for two years and met a lot of amazing people. At the beginning of this year, I got monetized. I felt like I was on top of the world and could finally see the potential I had as a creator. I’ve made over $1,200 from the creator revenue program. I did the math and figured if I quit my job, I could focus solely on 𝕏 with this new payout system. So I did. I quit to post full-time, hoping that more time here would 10x each payout. Today I received $0. In fact, I’m not even eligible for the new Original Content Rewards. I’m extremely disappointed in myself because I took a big risk and failed. I now make $0 here and I don’t have a job anymore. Anyways, see you tomorrow. Truly, Your favorite shitposter.

I think my odds of making over six figures in Q4 are greater than getting a girl.

“I just gotta make it to Friday.”

Why is it so hard for people to just come out and say they’re stupid? Instead, they say something like, “I’m a bond investor.”

My $BB position is absolutely printing.

Somehow over the past few days, I have made it over to the dating side of X. I’m not sure if I like it over here.

“Get the Kirk up and moving.”

I think I’m starting to understand it now. AI really is going to kill us all.

Generational entry.

To my future wife, I’m sorry. It’s taking me a little longer than I expected to make $10 million by 25.

If someone pitched college to VCs today, they’d get laughed out of the room. “Four year lock in. $200k all in. 40% of customers never finish. Half who do never use the product. No SLA on outcomes. Massive debt load. Competitors already doing it cheaper and faster. Also, the brand is 200 years old and we refuse to change the core model.” Not a single check gets written.

Bro just shoot your shot with her, worst case is you end up with a girlfriend.

Found a list of baby names in her notes today. She must not want a daughter.

Ever since I was little I knew I wanted my worth to be measured by billable hours.