Views are not my own - I am being held hostage by a gang of fundamentalist cheese-makers and forced to read from a script. If I blink twice call the cops...

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Crispybits || Parroty account retweeted
Scott has an income of $55,000 per year. Scott spends $75,000 per year ($10,000 on guns). Scott grows his debt by $20,000 per year. Scott has total debt right now of $400,000. Scott has fixed unfunded liabilities of $1,750,000 and is less than 10 years from retirement. Scott's own employees say that his 130% debt will be 690% by the year 2096. Scott needs to refinance roughly $100,000 in the next 12 months to stay solvent. What is happening now? Scott has a Japanese friend who is his biggest lender (despite being in even more debt) that just told Scott he might need to unwind $110,000 of Scott's debt to the open market. Therefore Scot sent his Japanese friend "$50-$100" this summer to keep him calm and ask him to not dump the debt. The credit card companies Scott borrows from are refusing to give him cheap debt anymore, and are giving him 19 year highs on interest rates. Scott said on August 19th that because nobody is buying his credit card debt that he will "at least double" the rate he is buying back his own credit card debt with new debt he takes out. The credit card companies didn't like that and offered him even higher rates 24 hours later. If Scott goes bankrupt we have WW3, because Scott has been buying lots of guns. Scott would rather dilute Dollars he is borrowing in and watch himself starve than go bankrupt. You can buy 100% of the insurance in the world against Scott's insolvency for $15,700. Scott himself has said publicly that he wants to buy insurance against himself and that people should consider buying it. Scott's friends say they want to back his debt with the insurance against his debt - because the insurance is that cheap and the debt is that bad. This insurance plan's cost to buy went up 30% over the last 3 days. Why? Because people are starting to doubt Scott. Scott is America. The insurance plan is Bitcoin.
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Watch out, they're learning...
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There isn't an everyone lives option. Blue risks blue-pusher lives on having >50%. Red risks blue-pusher lives on having <50% or 100%. Neither reds nor blues are killing anyone, the experiment designer is. I am not obligated to risk my life because you chose to risk yours.
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You are removing all the agency from blue of knowing that if they are in the minority lots of people will die. If you feel that optimistic about humanity then more power to your elbow and all that, but that doesn't mean I have any moral imperative to do the same...
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For them to live happy, productive and meaningful lives in their native lands? OK agreed...
I want everything that you want to happen to immigrants to happen to you ❤️
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Crispybits || Parroty account retweeted
GIRL SCOUT COOKIES, ANYBODY? My beautiful niece Catalina is selling, so if you want ‘em, here’s your chance! digitalcookie.girlscouts.org…
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So I recently moved house and I finally have to tackle the fact my main PC no longer works and I have to take it apart and put it back together again and see if that ressurects it or if I have to splash out $$$ for something new (pray for me...) 😹
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Crispybits || Parroty account retweeted
Please re-post if you would like to remind people of the horrific truth that boys are STILL, in most countries, not given legal protection from genital mutilation. At some point, surely, this horrorshow has to stop. But which politicians will have to courage to take this on?
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Oh dear god my poor liver - where's the 100K party this time?

ALT Cinco De Mayo Tequila GIF

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Crispybits || Parroty account retweeted
The UK holds an estimated 61,000 Bitcoin making it the third largest nation state holder. Please sign and share my petition for Parliament to create a UK Strategic Reserve now! 👉 petition.parliament.uk/petit…
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Crispybits || Parroty account retweeted
BREAKING 🚩 DONALD TRUMP: “my Executive Order on Digital Assets directed the Presidential Working Group to move forward on a Crypto Strategic Reserve that includes XRP, SOL, and ADA.” This is a BAD idea for America. A Strategic Reserve *must* be BITCOIN ONLY. RT if you agree.
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In honour of Gene Hackman tonight's entertainment will be "Enemy of the State" - not objectively his best film but a personal favourite 😺
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C'mon that's a decent reference! It's rare I think of a joke on these kinda posts that hasnt already been made by someone else. (Or am I just one out of 3 people on this site that's seen that film...) 😹
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Who needs to hear this?
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What's this - more 100K parties? Please no my liver can't take this again... 😹
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Crispybits || Parroty account retweeted
In recent years, bitcoin has often been promoted by groups whose political agendas clash with leftist values (…) Yet these perceptions overlook a deeper truth: bitcoin is a neutral, decentralized technology that aligns with the same struggles for justice medium.com/@faridabemba/why-…
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Hey @YouTube the paid sponsorship warnings are worthwhile, but if I accidentally click on that warning icon and get taken to the "what is a paid sponsorship" page please give me a "proceed to the video you asked for" button /1
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When I get to that page I hit back on my browser and fsr more often than not the video I wanted to watch has vanished from the home page feed so I either have to search for it manually or just never see it... /end
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Crispybits || Parroty account retweeted
Brilliant comment from @NYTimes reader. “The very best thing that the Democrats can do for themselves is not ideological. It is to make the deep Blue cities and states where they have a supermajority into American paradises. Los Angeles, New York, California, Baltimore, Chicago, etc. Show us that you can got her an effectively. Low crime, great schools, moderate taxes, excellent mass transit, etc. Then the rest of the country will come to believe that your way is the right way. Because it is not what we have seen.”
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