Happy Hump Day 🫶🏼

DISNEY WON’T BE HIRING ME 🤔😂 I NEED to see the job requirements for this position. Guessing it went something like: “Must be able to use rainwater, a broom, and pure Disney magic to casually draw characters on the pavement… plus whatever other random sh*t we think of that day.” 😆

I SEE you Guuurrrl! Get it 🔥

Hmm 🤔 I think I’m good. A little sweat never hurt anyone 🤣

GOT MILK? 🤤😅 It’s Saturday and I plan on milkin’ every last drop out of this day. 😂

It’s Friday at 4:52 PM and someone calls with, “One quick thing before you start your weekend.” ME: Respectfully, move out of the way or prepare to be steamrolled. 😂 Brit 💜

GM, you sexy thing you 🫶🏼 Literally Rise & then Shine ⭐️ 🫣😉

BE HONEST lol Anyone else feel like this before their morning caffeine? 😆 I know I could use a full body helmet between the hours of 6-9 AM. 🫣

Morning Sunshine ☀️

When did this start being okay 👀 I love me some hoops and I support women’s athletics but we need to tighten the shenanigans up. This is just silly. That fan paid $128 to be court-side at a WNBA playoff game and Ms. Wilson almost WWF’d his A**! 😆

Yuuuppp ✅ 🤣