Chairman will get bored, CEO will be angry, Pres will be a blabbering mess, COO has his work cut out for him, CFO is a crook, CMO has no strategy, Security is chillin with Putin, HR is doing 3 hour interviews, IR is hangin out with HR.
Potential Twitter Executive Team:
Chairman: Elon Musk
CEO: Peter Thiel
President: Jordan Peterson
COO: Keith Rabois
CFO: Donald Trump
CMO: Dana White
Head of Security: Edward Snowden
Head of HR: Joe Rogan
Head of IR: Tim Dillon
Call it the anti-woke team 😂