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Orale homies. Check it. Give us some good news @XRP
hello, world. It’s about time.
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RT @VALELORDX: CRYPTO STANDARD CHARTER BANK CRYPTO NEXT 4 YEAR FORECAST.
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Crypto Cholo retweeted
Chicano culture in Los Angeles during the 1990s. Just a regular day at the neighborhood park. The style, the music, the atmosphere. A whole era of LA history captured on camera.
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This aged insanely well.
The new Roadster will actually do something like this
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Whoa ese!
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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GM Reminder, it's just money.
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Replying to @mariana057
My standard pickup line in college was, "I'm studying electrical engineering. Can I remove your shorts?". It never worked.
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Aye Chihuahua $84 million
JUST IN: DOJ seizes millions of dollars from bank accounts & crypto wallets linked to Tether as part of federal fraud investigation.
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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 US 30-year Treasury yield hits highest level since 2004.
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Most of the money world still got their eyes closed to what’s going down. Ripple’s tech ain’t just another crypto play. It’s the infrastructure that’s gonna unlock trillions in assets that been sitting frozen. The big banks and financial institutions already putting systems in that gonna run on the XRP Ledger. Once those assets start moving, everything’s gonna change for good. The ones who catch this now already got the upper hand.
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Check it, ese. Bitget just took a $351 million lick off their hot wallets and the CEO came out saying the $464 million protection fund is covering every dollar so user bags stay good. Withdrawals locked while they “review,” deposits still open. The vato who hit them is already flipping the loot into ETH instead of sitting on stables that can get frozen. That’s the real play right there. A fat protection fund looks nice on paper and it beats most exchanges that leave users holding nothing, but they still hit pause on your money the second something pops off. If you don’t hold the keys you don’t hold the coins, fund or no fund. Keep the stack you can’t afford to lose off these platforms.
🚨 Bitget CEO confirms the exchange was hacked for $351.6 million. The hacker is swapping the stolen assets into $ETH. Bitget’s $464M+ Protection Fund covers the loss, and user funds are reportedly safe. Withdrawals have been temporarily suspended.
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Ese the 10-year just punched 5.16%, highest since July 2007. That’s the same stretch right before the last big crash when money got expensive and everything started cracking. Strong PMI numbers and oil running hot got the Fed looking ready to hike again in October. When that yield sits this high, mortgages, car notes, and all that crypto leverage start feeling the squeeze. Homies stacking risk better stay sharp because this kind of move don’t play around.
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 US 10-year Treasury yield hits highest level since July 2007.
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Check it out ese, this vato Dan is talking about crypto and how the big institutions just started moving pieces that change the whole game. He’s saying four things dropped the same day. NYSE and Blockchain(.)com are lining up tokenized stocks and ETFs so millions of accounts can get in. The CFTC guy is talking like they’re getting the markets ready for assets to live on-chain. BlackRock put out research about AI agents using stablecoins to move money without banks. And the Treasury is talking about buying back billions in longer debt right after they finally stopped shrinking the balance sheet. He’s showing the Bloomberg headline on his phone about that $6 billion buyback. Then he says yeah the chart is red today and people been sitting through years of chop, but don’t get so locked on the next red candle that you miss what’s actually getting built right now. That’s the whole video. Dan connecting those four moves and telling you this cycle ain’t looking like the last ones.
Crypto holder, Blackrock just dropped us all a hint that we're entering a cycle like no other cycle we have experienced. Four things happened today, and on their own each one matters, but when you connect them you start to see how different this world is from the one we've been investing in. 1. NYSE and Blockchain,com are working on bringing tokenized stocks and ETFs to 44 million accounts. 2. The head of the CFTC is talking about preparing markets for assets moving on chain. 3. BlackRock put out research on AI agents using stablecoins to settle money on chain. 4. And the Treasury is planning to buy back up to $6 billion of longer term debt, all after QT finally ended. It's a red day and I get why it's hard to believe after five years of chop. I just don't want to be so focused on the next red candle that I miss what's actually being built.
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Bottom is in doesn’t mean bottom isn’t retested.
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Check it out ese, Crypto Rover just dropped a vid saying Bitcoin is trappin’ everybody right now. Price slipped under 84K, daily chart flashing bearish divergence, and more than 450 million in longs got liquidated. Funding rates are falling and open interest is resetting, so a lot of vatos think the top is in. Rover’s take is the opposite. He says that whole move is the trap. ETFs keep stacking, the 50-week moving average already broke out, and that usually means the long bear stretch is over. The weekly low is acting like resistance for now, but he is watching 83.8K, the 200-day moving average, and especially that 70K to 74K zone. If it tags those levels he wants to load longs heavy. He calls the pullback normal after a 40 percent run in 35 days. Market just flipped from crowded longs to crowded shorts, so a squeeze could hit once the extra leverage is flushed. Rover is already in a long with his stop way down at 62K. That’s the whole story he is pushing: this dip is shaking people out so the next leg can run.
#BITCOIN IS TRAPPING YOU... Watch NOW:👇 youtu.be/yvJgZkGg4Uk
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Everything valuable on-chain, then $XRP.
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ripple:native 🚀
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We did it!
💥BITCOIN JUST SMASHED $84,000
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