Comrade
@elonmusk
Bitches? Means of reproduction nationalized for the glory of the proletariat.
Money? Bourgeoisie superstition. Seized by the Central Committee.
No Taxes? Wrong, comrade. 100% tax on kulaks, 0% on the people (after we own everything).
Party? Only the Communist Party. All other parties are counter-revolutionary.
And yes, keep your balls. The 5 year plan requires strong proletarian stock.
The 5 year plan is perfect. โญ
Burnie Senders
Soviet Sleeper Agent