RT @craiguito: Good luck to everyone doing London Marathon / Snickers jokes today

For those not aware, since 2019 I’ve been stuck in a painful and expensive lawsuit to show that I own my work. It’s difficult to keep up momentum and I’m having to re-open my legal fundraiser to get through it. Please donate/share if you can! Thank you x gofund.me/737e54c8

Just spent an incredible weekend at QEDcon. I've had three days of fascinating talks and met some amazing people. If you're interested in Skeptics in the Pub, get to Manchester next year! #qedcon #sitp

Hermit crabs fact: They can be got rid of with a special shampoo but hermits are often too reclusive to visit the pharmacy.

After a short hiatus while I relocated to Glasgow my Etsy show is now OPEN! Have a little peruse at my colourful wares inc some brand new designs like the capybara and bowl of noodles. higglebees.etsy.com

'It's the stupidest element of this entire conversation.' @mrjamesob rubbishes the 'nonsensical notion' that people who speak up against racism 'have no idea what it's really like.'

QED is coming up in October and the SitPO team is once again running the QED Attendance Fund to help people get there who would not be able to afford it otherwise. We are looking to fund both tickets and hotels for as many people as possible, and we need your help! Follow the link below if you can donate some money or would like to apply for assistance. QED is an amazing weekend and we want to share it with as many people as possible. sitp.online/qed

Hey @reallorraine, thought you were incredible on #latenightlycett tonight. Do you really not get to see what's on the autocue on the Richard Yewtree segment?

Folks it’s not that complicated

📞"Tesco are selling Easter eggs a bit earlier than usual. It's disgusting! What if Jesus saw? The poor kid's only just been born and they're asking us to think about his death!😡" Colin from Portsmouth says that early Easter eggs are another sign that The West has fallen.

Welcome to the Year of the Moribund Aardvark.

I know it's been a while, but I have a NEW FLIPCHART UP!!! 👀 Obvs algorithms hate links, so if you could do me a solid and RT this so even the smallest percentage of my followers see it, that would be swell! piped.video/LtD4pLw8g9g?si=zhY7…

White privilege doesn’t mean that you’ve never faced hardship or challenges. It just means that the hardship or challenges you faced were not related to your skin colour. @JohnAmaechi explains it clearly and brilliantly here.

Them in 2022: "Pronouns are ridiculous! Kids are identifying as cats!!!" Them in 1960: "Who's 'she', the cat's mother?" You reap what you sow.

Hey pals. It’s Bandcamp Friday today which means that any merch or music you buy from Bandcamp goes 100% directly to the artist. I’d love it if you wanted to pick something up from my store, we have all kindsa goodies: gracepetrie.bandcamp.com

If she subpoenas Colada, she'll be caught and arraigned.

Seriously, it takes a special sort of anti-genius to rebrand your global social media network with a symbol that every Internet user has learned to associate with "I don't want to see this, make it go away"

Just got home from seeing The Magic of Terry Pratchett by @20thcenturymarc Lovely show. If you're going to the Edinburgh Fringe, try to catch it. Now to ponder about what my story is... GNU Terry Pratchett

Hey, @destructo9000 I hope tonight's Dead Leg show goes great. I can't make it because I'm seeing @20thcenturymarc do his Pratchett show at Bedford Fringe. You've got an incredible line up: @paulfoot is one of my favourite comedians ever.