Settle is coming to Ballast. Hand back your tokens, take your share of the treasury. The backing stops being a number you can verify and becomes one you can collect. A floor price isn't a floor until someone can stand on it.

We rebuilt the Ballast launch flow. ballasted.fun/app/create Pick one of ten treasuries. Price and freshness read live from that asset's @chainlink feed. If its market is closed, the launch is gated — because a backed launch prices at the treasury's live value, and there's no honest number to give you yet. Set a withdrawal notice period: 7, 30 or 90 days, permanent, chosen at launch. Every withdrawal after that is announced and delayed by it. Then deploy. The reserve is readable on-chain from the first block. Launch with something underneath.

Everything else is on-chain. ballasted.fun

Your pair doesn't have to be $ETH. You can now launch a token on ballast paired against $SGOV, $NVDA, or $SPY — the treasury sits on the other side of the trade, not in a promise. Three to start. More as they qualify.

This is why I aped $stonks on @longdotxyz Platforms and founders that encourage PVE paired with the greatest finance meme of all time? Free if you ask me @Natan_benish

$STONKS on @longdotxyz will be a winner. Could be a Troll/Pepe/Wojak type play on Robinhood. 0x1ec871553be07dc68ec1661c32eca7e2e46e1e18

I'm long longcat on long

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is there even a ceiling for this one? no ceilings on @longdotxyz LONG. STONKS.

The more tokenized stocks become native onchain assets, the more obvious $STONKS becomes. Because no meme is more naturally positioned for that shift than the one that already became the internet’s default language for markets.| attention compounds. liquidity follows. we snowball.

Longcat was never just a meme Shiro was a deaf white kitten found in 2002, stretched across the early internet after one photo in 2004. She died in 2020. The legend didn’t Commemorating the Longest Cat known and @miyabi_2222 $longcat on @longdotxyz medium.com/@LongcatXYZ/longc…

Go long

The $LONGCAT thesis couldn’t be any clearer. First Cat coin on @longdotxyz. First community mode coin with a community vault on @longdotxyz . Fees buy supply. Bought supply gets burned. Float gets tighter. Meme gets stronger. It is literally a long cat on @longdotxyz . A self-reinforcing economic loop attached to a self-reinforcing memetic loop. Long the cat. Long the bag. $LONGCAT.

gStonks☕️ markets moving. stock tokens compounding. LONG eco starting to feel inevitable.

Most memes have to force a narrative. STONKS already spent years living inside internet market culture. What @vladtenev and @RobinhoodApp are building changes the surface area entirely. Equities are no longer limited to the brokerage layer. They’re becoming assets crypto can actually build, pair and form communities around. @Natan_benish has been pushing the other side of that idea with @longdotxyz: stock traders and crypto traders aren’t two isolated audiences forever. Tokenization starts collapsing that distinction. That’s where STONKS becomes interesting. It isn’t a meme trying to borrow relevance from a stock. It’s a piece of internet market culture meeting the financial primitive it has referenced for years. STONKS × SPY feels less like a manufactured pairing and more like the endpoint the meme was always built for.

I think $STONKS on RH runs to 10m+ in couple weeks and much further thereafter. 1m mcap currently. @stonksonlong 0x1ec871553be07dc68ec1661c32eca7e2e46e1e18 fwiw I've bought a % over the last day. up 2x so far on avg buy. Im super bullish on long eco (currently v long on Asteroid - think it has caught escape velocity from its non stock paired beta) similar thesis here... no clear STONKS runner yet. This is the only running stock paired token. Paired with SPY i think its perfect. Stock cycle and the most known stock meme there is under 1m rn... Feels like we're still super early on it... is still lowish vols. Think it needs some of the right guys behind it and it send. The concept itself is exactly what Nate wants (below) @Natan_benish imo perfect runner. currently under loved. some interesting wallets bought over last few days. (Mitch bought shortly after me earlier, @Palgrani2 , couple others...) Long eco is so so primed too imo. AI shown immense strength - think runs to 1bn in next few weeks too. Everything else looks ready also. Asteroid running. etc... perfect time to pick high conviction, quieter pairs on the eco and not fumble positions. Really early imo. See you at 50m+

unbothered. moisturized. happy. in my lane. focused. flourishing. stonks.

$stonks on long will be the biggest onchain retail treasury holder of the sp500 index because stonks only go up.