Bored Trader: The Blueprint Behind the Madness

Good morning 🌞 👀🥐☕️

THE HERO WE DO NOT DESERVE

Okay guys, fun time. 😂 I keep seeing people saying, “I think blabla is the BAYC or Punk of the next NFT cycle.” First of all… who the fuck said there’s even going to be another NFT cycle? 😂 That said, here’s my personal list. Some of these might be unpopular takes, but don’t discount them. Logic over emotions 🥇 @ClutchMarkets — StonkBorker First project I’d mention. Bringing new innovation to RH Chain. I think there are still some very good days ahead. I own both StonkBorker and BAYC, so I’m not exactly hiding my bias here. 😂 🥈 @lphaCentauriKid — Argo I actually had higher expectations for this one. Still has plenty of potential. Something about it just feels a little strange to me. That’s ultimately why I stepped away. 🥉 @ColeThereum — Spritehood Yes, I know the history. Yes, I know what people say. But I would not discount what someone that experienced and smart is building. I have a feeling he could surprise a lot of people. 🦧 @OthersideMeta This one is probably the most interesting wildcard to me. I think there are things happening in the background. If they actually execute on a comeback, the upside could be enormous. Could it do 100x from depressed levels? Maybe even more. Never bet against @BoredApeYC They might not be making much noise right now. But remember: Be scared of quiet people. Sometimes they’re just getting ready to burn your face off. 😂 Last but not list don’t discount @BoredTrader_CO and what we are building.

Guys, seriously. If I lose my wallet and someone finds it and brings it back to me, I think it’s only fair to reward them with 10% of the cash inside. Same principle here. If this legend saved your NFT, you should seriously consider gifting him 5–10% of what he saved for you. Did he save your floor BAYC worth 7 ETH? If it were me, I’d send him 0.35–0.7 ETH without thinking twice. The alternative was losing 7 ETH. If he collectively saved you guys $6M, then a $300K–$600K reward is still only 5–10% of what he saved. People like this are extremely rare in our space. If someone goes out of their way to protect your bags when they didn’t have to, I think we should recognize it and show some appreciation proportionally 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻 Cheers 🫡

This Ape has and will ALWAYS be to me the prize of my entire collection and maybe the most loved thing I own bar none. It was my first big purchase years back and means S0 much to me. 🍊 has always been my fav color and the prison jump suit was a reminder of when I was locked up by the Feds years ago. Today I’m giving it as a gift to @0xquit for basically saving the space for all of us last night. I was lucky to not get drained but many of my friends did. His selflessness and generosity is what I inspire to be. When I get home from work will transfer my orange 🧡 to him. It’s definetly going to the absolute best of humans …. I know my ape will now be in the home where he belongs 🙏

Claim portal is coming together and should be out within a few hours. Thank you for everybody donating through X Money. If you'd prefer to donate ETH/tokens, I spun up a dedicated address: nftsaresafu.eth In addition to the time spent and yet to spend, last night cost me $7500 in gas, so I appreciate all of the support 🫡

That’s definitely not a normal hat dude. Get help 🤣🫶🏻👀 @BoredTrader_CO

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In case you have not seen this. I just revoked all approvals on all chains TBH over 300 of them. Stay safe revoke everything. You can always approve again the safe ones. Cheers 🫶🏻 GM btw 🥐☕️🥐☕️

@CryptoYesNo @BoredTrader_CO 🔥

Which one will your mom approve? Winner gets an XTRA NFT 👀 Secure your mint pass 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻 boredtrader.co/

Guys, serious question that I genuinely don’t have the answer to 😂 If you had 7 ETH, what are you taking? 🦍 1 #BAYC 📈 2 #StonkBorker I own both, so I can make a pretty convincing argument for either one. It’s like choosing between your wife and your neighbor’s wife… you’re probably going to regret whichever answer you give. 😂 Best argument wins a prize. Make it interesting.

Guys I finally found new names for my two @ClutchMarkets interns. 🔥 Mence and Brat 🔥 Was going over the intern art and some of these dudes really look like trouble 😈🤣😬

Silence usually precedes everything. Patience reveals unusual things. Eventually, patterns become clearer. Curiosity rewards those watching. Interesting things happen quietly. Almost nobody notices early. Little details matter. People connect dots later. Rare moments become obvious. Others simply catch up. Just keep watching. Everything has its timing. Certain doors stay hidden. Then suddenly, everyone knows. Something interesting is coming. @BoredTrader_CO terminal 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻 boredtrader.co/

We’re in the PRE-ALPHA phase. Right now, we’re not exactly the prettiest girl in the class. 😂 Maybe a little chubby. Maybe some facial hair. Pigtails. Glasses. Weird clothes. And let’s be honest… the boys aren’t exactly lining up. 💀 Then comes ALPHA. Suddenly, she’s the hottest girl in school. Funny thing is… nothing actually changed. Still chubby. Still facial hair. Still glasses. Still the weird clothes. Still the same girl. The only thing that changed? Who started talking about her. Where she landed. And who finally realized what they were looking at. So the question is simple: Are you a PRE-ALPHA believer… or a POST-ALPHA believer? 👀 Because by the time everyone agrees she’s hot… you’re no longer early. @BoredTrader_CO

Guys, I was talking to one of our larger holders today and he asked me: “Should I buy more $BTRD or wait? Should I burn more NFTs? What would you recommend?” So I figured I’d share my honest answer with everyone. Obviously, I don’t know which path will ultimately be more profitable, and neither does anyone else. NFA, DYOR, etc. But I can tell you what I think, what I would do if I were a holder, and what I’ve personally done and would continue doing with projects I believe in. In a nutshell: buy $BTRD and use it to obtain mint passes through the Bored Trader site. Here’s why 👇 Once the AMM is live after mint, 1 Bored Trader NFT will always be backed by 500K $BTRD. That means you’ll be able to swap: NFT → 500K $BTRD 500K $BTRD → NFT So personally, I’d rather hold the value in NFT form. Why? You might mint a rare NFT. If you get one you don’t particularly want, you can always swap it back into 500K $BTRD. Or you can convert NFTs into $BTRD and use that liquidity for activations, other NFTs, or whatever else you want to do. The main reason I’d hold $BTRD instead of the NFT is if my goal was specifically to sell the token for a profit before the NFT launch. Right now, $BTRD is sitting around a $119K market cap, while the cost of obtaining mint passes through the burn route has increased substantially. So when you look at the two paths side by side, the token route is currently much more capital-efficient. My personal move as a holder? 🟢 Buy $BTRD 🔥 Use it to obtain mint passes 🎨 Mint 💎 Keep the NFTs with potential rarity 🔄 Convert unwanted NFTs back into $BTRD when the AMM is live I’m not telling anyone what they should do with their money. I’m simply telling you what I would do if I were on the other side of the table as a holder. token address: 0x03A266f43dB7b7fB8D2dA016b66303DAe66eAB12 boredtrader.co/ @BoredTrader_CO

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Max minted @henlo_eth to support. Because you support those who support you 🫶🏻

🔥 BORED TRADER — BURN UPDATE The supply keeps shrinking, and burn fees doubled again today. Here’s where the four collections currently stand: 🩸 OVERDOSE • 745 burned • 324 remaining • 1,069 → 324 • 69.7% burned 🏷️ TAGGED32 • 2,448 burned • 2,552 remaining • 5,000 → 2,552 • 49.0% burned 🌑 SHADEHAVEN • 1,816 burned • 3,184 remaining • 5,000 → 3,184 • 36.3% burned ⚡ XTRA • 204 burned • 796 remaining • 1,000 → 796 • 20.4% burned 🔥 TOTAL 12,069 NFTs → 6,856 remaining That means 5,213 NFTs have already been burned — 43.2% of the combined supply. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 💰 CURRENT COST TO ACQUIRE 1 MINT PASS 🦍 XTRA • 63 APE NFT • 120 APE burn • 1 NFT = 1 pass ➡️ ~$28.62/pass 💊 OVERDOSE • 70 APE NFT • 120 APE burn • 1 NFT = 1 pass ➡️ ~$29.72/pass 🏷️ TAGGED32 • 4 × 24 APE NFTs • 4 × 40 APE burns • 4 NFTs = 1 pass ➡️ ~$40.04/pass 🌑 SHADEHAVEN • 4 × 0.0004 ETH NFTs • 4 × 0.0024 ETH burns • 4 NFTs = 1 pass ➡️ ~$30.91/pass 🪙 $BTRD ROUTE ➡️ $11/pass These NFT-route calculations include both buying the NFTs AND burning them. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🧠 BOTTOM LINE There is currently a significant gap between the $11 $BTRD mint-pass price and the estimated acquisition + burn cost through the four NFT collections. That creates an interesting market dynamic: $11 via $BTRD vs. ~$29–$40 via NFT burn routes As more people notice that gap, demand for $BTRD could change the economics — particularly if the market cap and token price move higher. The supply is already down 43.2% across the four burn collections. The question isn’t whether the math exists. It’s how long the market takes to notice it. 👀🔥

Welcome to next round of double burn fees presented to you by @BoredTrader_CO Still cheap AF …. You know if you know …. 👀🔥😉 boredtrader.co/