Another one.

It’s a mystery to me how some of you have been in crypto for 10 years and still don’t have at least $10M if you had even $100K to invest. You were early enough to buy Bitcoin before practically everyone you now spend all day arguing with, and somehow they’re richer than you. Then you put “class of 2016” in your bio like we should be impressed. Impressed by what? Ten years of panic selling and explaining why you’re waiting for a better entry? You can’t hodl for shit, you have zero conviction, and frankly I’d get your testosterone checked. 🚀

All you need in the HOOD. $1M.

He Turned Uniswap into a private print Let me explain: A dev created a ethereum:0x07f5b6823751c2e2cd4560f28af75ff887102241/$USDG pool with $30,000 in liquidity. Using a Uniswap hook, he completely blocked anyone else from adding LP. Then, he launched a bot to wash trade the pool. Whenever his own bot makes a swap and pays $1,000 in pool fees, that entire $1,000 goes right back into his LP position. Driving volume inside his own pool is literally just moving money from his left pocket to his right pocket. Meanwhile, the pool APR sits at 700%, but you can’t deposit your funds to earn it. The dev does this to attract users who actually buy and sell ethereum:0x07f5b6823751c2e2cd4560f28af75ff887102241 through the pool. Real traders pay real swap fees. And the dev collects 100% of that real money because there are no competing LPs. OR Using the hook, the dev can force third-party trades through tight spreads and maximum slippage alongside his bot. External users end up losing a ton on fees and bad execution rates, while the dev pockets the difference. Easy on-chain proof right here. Under the Transactions tab, there's a literal 'Set Whitelist' call executed directly on the hook address 0x1191Ac2561817686EFE4296B37BA5a5419Eaa880 Pool address: 0x374531f25cfb1b92f6d03b946598d53dd934fba6e138bcece153a52113aa73a5 Hook address: 0x1191Ac2561817686EFE4296B37BA5a5419Eaa880