I keep changing what I write here. Professional amateur (languages, writing, religion, history). Debatable origin

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You could probably Waterboard a lot of Information out of me. I have a Very low tolerance for Discomfort
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Sharon the state pension is used to top up private pensions. If you didn’t invest in your retirement then it’s your own fault and I have zero sympathy for you. Why must the rest of society suffer cause pensioners must get 2.5% minimum extra each year?
🚨 UPDATE: The boss of Labour's biggest union donor says scrapping the state pension triple lock would be "electoral suicide" "We’re the lowest in the G7 in terms of how much we spend on pensions... I cannot understand why we keep going back to pensioners"
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I would say marriage has a lot of this. Like yeah, we are going to disappoint and hurt each other. We won’t do it knowingly or on purpose, and we will adjust and try again.
you crossed the line but that's ok i drew another one. i love you.
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Every Ameican secretly believes their military can win any war if they just go "berserker mode"
Replying to @revenant_MMXX
Im really unsure why he wouldnt just go all in on Iran. At least a plain victory would bring both glory and some material benefits. Even if of questionable value
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Just an incredible irony that the ‘buy less avocados to afford a house’ generation’s central point when it comes to pensions is ‘I decided not to save any money for 40 years and now the state pension isn’t big enough’
£241 a week £1,049 a month £12,590 a year That’s what the government thinks your retirement is worth after a lifetime of working How are you meant to live on that?
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They were outcompeted by better specimens.
Replying to @luinalaska
Were there no white men available in your region, or is it a sexual fetish of your bloodline to procreate outside your tribe?
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So it follows that my beige baby, with average musculature and some teeth can certainly maim, but not consume the mouse. His whiter bother however, can wound only.
“the superhuman baby of color who hunted and ate a live mouse simply defies white people’s limited understanding” is a very rare discourse I don’t think we’ve ever seen before
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RIP to the 2,976 people that lost their lives on 9/11 And RIP to the 3.7 million people in Iraq, Afghanistan, Palestine,Syria, Yemen, and Pakistan who paid the ultimate price for a crime they did not commit
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Hot take: as well as seeing smart, self-directed patients, doctors also see the ~15% of people who have an IQ below 85, and if clever people feel patronised by repetitive simplistic questions that’s an acceptable price to pay for less clever people getting advice they understand
everyone is dunking on this but this is also just how doctors talk in the uk i show up like "yea i have upper abdominal pain and i haven't had a bowel movement in days" and they're like "oooooh you say your tummy hurts and you haven't had a poo?" gets me every time
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Let’s get that nuke baby!
Trump on Iran: If Iran had a nuclear weapon, I would be calling the Supreme Leader. I would be saying, "Mr. Supreme Leader, how are you, sir? Is there anything we can do for you?"
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I don’t know what you’re all so mad about, I’m just Chrislamic
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Damn tell me what you really think mum
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A gentle reminder that the frequencies we introduce to the environment do not stay contained:
Having fun making the bugs dance to music.
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Someone help I don’t want my kids to be Persian larpers
I had to say it : most diasporoids are just larping their ethnicities
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It's Lake Iran
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I however am a small small person and I am cackling in delight.
To take this stupidly ever-so-slightly serious for two seconds: I cannot remember a moment in my lifetime that the United States of America has ever looked so weak and pathetic as it does today. It is so profoundly dumb and it deserves nothing but pity as a response.
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Just found out Dolly’s mum was an Owens, originally from Conwy, North Wales!!! Dolly. Our Welsh queen!
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