Jordan Moore: Talks shit online, always says dumb shit, posts about Boston sports and somehow thinks he is accurate.
Cam Schlittler: talks shit online, cocky, always negative, plays for the Evil Empire and is somehow hated by every fanbase.
Payton Tolle: goofy, hilarious, beloved by everyone, couldn’t hurt a fly, positive 24/7 and happens to be an absolute ELITE pitcher.
The difference between the two is genuinely hilarious. One makes you want to punch your TV. The other makes you want to buy his jersey.