Hey Trump 🇺🇸 you raised a gen that looks at Iran oil & says “That’s ours.” Kid: “They’re stealing our oil.” Like Iran came to Texas with a hose. Most presidents leave libraries. You left a guy who thinks the Persian Gulf is America’s parking lot. 😂😅🤣.
Hey Trump, bro… congratulations. You did it. 🇺🇸😂
You officially raised a whole generation that looks at a map of Iran, sees oil under *their* dirt, and goes:
“That’s ours. They stole it. Send the Marines. I got a shift at Buffalo Wild Wings in 20 minutes.”
This kid on the street just delivered your entire foreign-policy doctrine in one sentence, no teleprompter, no notes, just pure gas-station patriotism.
“They’re stealing our oil.”
Our oil. 🤦🏻♀️😵💫
Like Iran rolled up to Texas at 3 a.m. with a garden hose and a 55-gallon drum.
You should be proud, man.
Most presidents leave libraries.
You left a guy who thinks the Persian Gulf is America’s unfinished parking lot.
Keep doing what you’re doing.
History books are overrated anyway.
America, baby. Never change.
(Or at least change the channel before they interview the next one.) 🫡🙄🤔🤦🏻♀️