It's gonna rain office workers in Tokyo
🚨 BREAKING: ABSOLUTE BLOODBATH!!
🇯🇵 OVER ¥50,000,000,000,000.00 HAS BEEN WIPED OUT OF THE JAPANESE STOCK MARKET IN JUST 5 MINUTES.
THE BANK OF JAPAN IS NOW URGENTLY DUMPING ALL U.S. TREASURIES TO PREVENT A TOTAL MARKET COLLAPSE.
THIS IS NOT LOOKING GOOD FOR GLOBAL MARKETS…