I write jokes, tell them on stages, & do some other things to make the world better. š³ļøāš she/her #BlackLivesMatter SiriusXM 127 and co-host of @dailybeanspod
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Alex Jones said that lesbians are torturing women and eating their brains.
Ummmmm...Alex? Thatās not
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One thing got missed in that disgusting embarrassing exchange between a respected President and two wannabe mafia thugsā¦Vance admitted Russia invaded Ukraine.
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Here it is in black and white for all of you who think tariffs wonāt hurt the US consumer.
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While they are vilifying innocent trans people, itās reported that Matt Gaetz statutorily raped the same underage girl on more than one occasion.
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I have shared the same bathroom with Sarah McBride on several occasions, and she never once made me uncomfortable. She did however help me fix my makeup. That congresswoman knows how to blend her foundation, which is more than I can say about Donald Trump.
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I stopped taking Nancy Mace seriously about protecting womenās spaces after she voted for an adjudicated rapist to be President Of The United States. Actually, it was before that.
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RT @MuellerSheWrote: āI live in a blue state so my vote doesnāt matter.ā Yes it does.
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So are we just skipping over the part where Tyson agreed to fight Jake Paul after smoking toad venom!?
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Funny how for being a āman of God, Mike Johnson has no problem protecting rapists and child sex traffickers.
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Since they refuse to release it, Iām sure after reading the ethics report on Matt Gaetz, Mike Johnsonās son got an alert on his phone.
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Trans women are not committing crimes in bathrooms, but hereās a short list of Republicans who have.
John Hinson - oral sodomy
Larry Craig - part of a sex-sting operation.
Bob Allen - for paying an undercover cop for oral sex.
*cue shooting star* - The more you knowā¦
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Read what Republican Sen. Markwayne Mullin said about Matt Gaetz last year to CNN:
"There's a reason why no one in the Congress came and defended him: Because we had all seen the videos he was showing on the House floor, that all of us had walked away, of the girls that he had slept with. He would brag about how he would crush E.D. medicine and chase it with an energy drink so he could go all night."
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Dana Goldberg retweeted
Remember, by elevating incompetent fascists like Hegseth, Gabbard, and Gaetz, the aim is to demoralize us.
It's ok to be horrified by the injustice and insanity of it all, but instead of feeling helpless and withdrawing, letās get angry and fight.
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Dana Goldberg retweeted
Donald Trump and his transition team are already breaking the law.
I would know because I wrote the law.
Incoming presidents are required to prevent conflicts of interest and sign an ethics agreement.
This is what illegal corruption looks like.Ā cnn.com/2024/11/09/politics/ā¦
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