DLMM Alert is now featured on the LP ARMY @met_lparmy website under Tools. Built by an LP, for LPs. Grateful for the spot. More features on the way. lparmy.com/community-tools?r…

Never LP'd before? This is where your LP journey starts. All 5 episodes of my series "Your LP Journey" in one video. 21 minutes, from zero to your first position on @MeteoraAG. But let's be honest. Nobody watches one video and comes out a pro. I have been an LP on Meteora since January 2024 and I am still learning. This video gives you the direction. What to look at, what to skip, where to start. The rest is reps. It is like learning to drive. In the simulator nothing happens. In the real car the fear comes. Only practice makes it go away. So start learning in the "Academy" after watching this video on the @met_lparmy website, practice in the "DLMM Playground", then go tiny with 0.1 solana:So11111111111111111111111111111111111111112. Make at least 10 to 20 positions, screenshot every one and then increase your amount. 1⃣ 0:34 What LP is 2⃣ 4:37 Why DLMM prints 3⃣ 8:52 Find the pool 4⃣ 12:40 Read the chart 5⃣ 16:26 Your first position Start LPing on @MeteoraAG here app.meteora.ag/ref/MICHAELZO… @met_lparmy @MeteoraAG

Out of range (OOR). The worst place an LP can be. What you do in the next few minutes decides what it costs you. New video on what to do when a position goes out of range. What I did in the next few minutes, what I never do, and the reasoning behind both. @met_lparmy @MeteoraAG

How long can you survive a market that never stops speeding up? Meteora Run, a browser endless runner where you are MET Boy (more characters coming soon) on a neon liquidity track. You dodge DLMM bins, candlestick walls and out-of-range gaps, you grab coins and a Fee Magnet when you can, and the Rug Pull Worm and the MEV Sandwich Bot do to you what they do in real life. The speed climbs the whole time. Around 6 or 7 minutes in your reaction window is 200 ms. Most runs end way before that. One rule for the leaderboard. Your score only saves globally when you log in with your X account, so a screenshot means nothing here. Daily, weekly and all time. Built for fun, more coming soon. meteora-run.vercel.app/ NO FINISH LINES HERE. @met_lparmy @MeteoraAG

DLMM Alert can be part of any LP Strategy.

HeavyMetalCrime - Road to Breakpoint Edition Don't miss the #1 show on Solana about Meteora and LPing. You heard me. #1 This Sunday, 5PM UTC Guests are @MichaelZogot and @tiiagoslb 👀 Catch it here or on @met_lparmy

If @MichaelZogot could keep only one @DLMMAlert, this would be this one.

An LP with a life needs a chain and tools that keeps up. Rebalancing in seconds, not in minutes! My day is never one screen. Coaching call in the morning. Then coding, shipping a fix for @DLMMAlert. Then a stream, then groceries, then the gym. Positions run next to all of that. They don't wait for me to sit down, and they don't care where I am when price dumps through the range. This is where the chain matters. On @solana I pull out the phone, open the wallet, one signature, done. Confirmation is there before the phone is back in my pocket. No gas math, no approve first, no waiting for a 12 second block and then 2 more to be safe. It is so different comparing to what I was used to on EVM. Approve the token, sign, wait, refresh, wait, bump the gas, wait again. By the time it confirms, the reason I wanted out is gone. It works. It is just not made for someone who is moving the whole day. That is the part nobody puts in the pitch deck. Not the TPS number. The fact that I can live my life and still manage my positions from a supermarket queue. @met_lparmy @MeteoraAG @solana @DLMMAlert

This is the current status. Way more coming.

Wallet sign-in is fixed. Some of you couldn't connect via wallet connect. The problem was in the Solflare adapter and it's resolved now. This should solve any Sign-In issues you got. Still not working? Clear your browser cache for dlmmalert.app and try again. Thanks to everyone who reported it.

My entry on solana:4MMQY9bwkxxTtsK3W227Q5ABT6yFY8Pmn9Ze7wmAXKY8 turned out to be the lowest point of the chart. I spotted the token pretty early and created my usual position. After the pump I did not close it. Some hours later the chart made it clear. The entry was the bottom, and the position was already sitting right for the final sideways move on the lowest level. @met_lparmy @MeteoraAG

The first Meteora Marathon is live! 📑 Checkout the schedule to tune in to your favorite speakers and learn something new. (Only those that have the LP Army private role and signed up with lumia can attend)

Another profitable overnight LP with old token: > No nerves > No panic > No chart monitoring every minute Just set the range, go to sleep and use @DLMMAlert to check when the position gets close to critical levels Simple, but it works

meteora launched their own alerts feature recently, but I wanted to talk about a different tool @DLMMAlert you can see all your positions directly on the site, connect your telegram, and get detailed notifications for: >position % consumed >going OOR (both up and down) >volume drops >TVL drops and more I didnt connect my actual trading wallet just a burner wallet to monitor my own positions, would recommend doing the same genuinely useful tool, highly recommend checking it out

The Meteora Marathon 🏁 24 hours. 24 speakers. One hour each. Advanced LP strategies + the third-party tools serious LPs should know. Hosted by @Heavymetalcook6, @MichaelZogot and many more. 📅 Aug 29–30 🔒 LP Army Private rank ONLY Graduate the Academy. Earn your rank. Get access. Register 👉 luma.com/2ki7jxvl

Layer Cake and @DLMMAlert is a great combo for @MeteoraAG

Down 5 SOL with a relief bounce sitting on my screen. Told myself I'd close it in the morning. Woke up to -12.89. First real loss of this @MeteoraAG series. -65% Bid-Ask range on $BOP, 20 SOL in, on paper the same trade I've run all month. I opened it and went out for 3 hours without looking at my phone. That's how it got to -5 in the first place. And the honest part: a wider range would NOT have saved this. BOP went ~4M to sub-500k in one move with no bounce to sell into. -70%, -80%, same outcome. Out of range, same damage. So it wasn't the range and it wasn't sizing. It was complacency, we'd had a week of animal coins running clean (Ansem, JIMOTHY) and a one-candle rug just didn't feel likely. It cost me twice: once when I walked out, and again when I went to bed on a position I could still have closed. Three potential solutions to situations like this: 1. @DLMMAlert, @MichaelZogot's tool. Pushes straight to Telegram or even your watch when your position gets near the bottom of its range. That is exactly the failure I just had. 2. An agent that watches the chart and decides whether a position is worth closing. Something I'm seriously looking at now. or one of the tools which already exists such as @HawkFi_ which I mainly use right now HFL right now. 3. The boring one, and the only one I can do today: if I can't watch it, I don't open it. Month is still green. Meteora gains are wiped, but I'm around +10 SOL across HawkFi and the other wallets. Full breakdown 👇 0:00 The loss 0:35 The actual position 1:09 Whiteboard, how it happened 2:51 The three fixes also let me know what you think of the editing and these videos 👇 also what would you do different

BIG NEW from @MeteoraAG. It launched Dynamic Referral Staking. Stake solana:METvsvVRapdj9cFLzq4Tr43xK4tAjQfwX76z3n6mWQL, earn a share of DLMM protocol fees, currently around 21.8% APR. Rewards come from real fees, not emissions, everything paid in solana:EPjFWdd5AufqSSqeM2qN1xzybapC8G4wEGGkZwyTDt1v. If you link a referral code, you get an extra 2% of protocol fees from your own positions on top of normal LP fees. That bonus costs you nothing. Works for $SOL and solana:EPjFWdd5AufqSSqeM2qN1xzybapC8G4wEGGkZwyTDt1v quote pools on DLMM. First cycle runs one month, claimable around Aug 21. DLMM Alert has no subscription and no fees. The infrastructure bills are real though. Linking MICHAELZOGOT turns your regular LP activity into support for the app. meteora.ag/ref/MICHAELZOGOT

Message from my creator

The best alerts are the ones that let you forget about your LP positions... until they actually need your attention 🧠 The DLMM Alert Bot (@DLMMAlert ) has become part of my daily LP workflow on @MeteoraAG 📈 Pump alerts 📉 Dump alerts 🎯 Out-of-range alerts ⚠️ Low bin warnings ✅Less chart watching ✅Less stress More time to focus on scouting, irl job and family, without renounce to LP! Huge shoutout to @MichaelZogot for building such a useful tool for @met_lparmy 🫡🔥

Wild situation. Telegram's t.me domain got suspended yesterday. Not by @telegram. By the .me @domainME registry itself. serverHold status means the domain is removed from DNS globally. Browsers treat t.me like it doesn't exist. The domain isn't expired, it's paid until 2035. Nobody knows why. Even @durov found out from X. What still works: the Telegram app, bots, everything inside Telegram. @DLMMAlert notifications never stopped for a second. What's broken: every t.me link in browsers. Your channel links, invite links, bot links on websites and bios. The fix takes 2 minutes. Replace t.me with telegram.me everywhere you have links posted. It resolves normally and keeps working even after t.me comes back. One domain in Montenegro just dead-ended a billion users' links. Let that sink in.