Guys listen up!!! I’ve loved having a year at home, but I’ve got itchy feet now!!! I’m ready to get out of the house, back on the road and where I belong….on stage! Next summer I’m bringing the tunes, the energy and a proper party across the country🫶🏼 The first batch of dates are now LIVE!!🧡 Registration for early access is open now until 9am tomorrow. Click on the link in bio. Once registered, you’ll be sent a code to use from tomorrow at 10am BST, where you’ll be able to buy tickets before the general sale on Friday 2nd October. Don't miss out on getting the best tickets first! I honestly can’t wait to see you all again!

My son broke his arm today so I took him out for ice cream and said he could get a LEGO set and we could build it together. We went to Walmart. Every single LEGO set, even ones that were $7.99, were locked up behind glass. We walked down another isle… same thing. Every single week I have walked in here and more items are locked up behind glass and it takes FOREVER to have anyone help you open something and they make you feel awful for it. It’s honestly barely worth shopping here at all… I felt so bad for my kid. We ended up just leaving without a LEGO set. Whatever we are doing with society that has brought us here… it’s gotta end. This is insane and it’s destroying childhood.

I hadn't seen either Legally Blonde movie before this weekend, but changing format to shoot Legally Blonde 2 in 1.85:1 makes it feel even more like a cheap TV movie sequel.

when tom cruise thinks you’re in distress so he checks on you but you were just doom scrolling and got the surprise of a lifetime 😂 TikTok @ klementina_|le

When asked a simple question, Ian Hart be like.... #theblame

Greenking are absolute ripp of joint

Hi GreeneKing! Just been for a lovely carvery, thanks! However 2 things concerned me and my Karen hat is on. 1. How are you charging £2.65 for a splash of squash and tap water? Not even a pint. 2. The placement of this cash back sign is incredibly irresponsible @greenekingcares @greeneking

Michelle Keegan has the incriminating SD Card evidence in her drawer and DOESN'T lock it? Piss off! Who wrote this? ChatGPT? #TheBlame

#bbclaurak: "If its urgent do you commit to doing this before 2029?" "There are commitments in the manifesto that would make it hard to do in this parliament" There you have it. Andy Burnham is going to do f**k all about social care.