Dad to the Bone
@Dad_2_The_Bone

Roller Grill Enthusiast | Eats well with others | Dad Joke Fan | #SteakClub

Joined October 2024
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The handcuffs I bought were a little tight but do-able. I checked in w Amazon and they were returnable but since they were used during sex I told Amazon customer service this to be honest & they told me “in this case, you can keep them as a returnless refund” try it out- but ymmv
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What are your thoughts?! Would you try the Cookie McDouble or is way too weird for ya!?
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Ok. I just tried a plant based chicken finger out of the air fryer. Had to try one before passing them off to my kid as a meal. I admit I liked it! Better with ranch…
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Mother fucker. Back in 2005-6 ish my car was shitting itself. My boss at the time “helped me” get a new one. She put my name down as a resident of a place I never lived. I just went to swap my license over and she owes money to this city and because my name was on it 20 years ago and she’s deceased it looks like it’s my problem to sort out. Fuck. Me.
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Other than pizza - what do you think is the worst food to microwave...
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Dad to the Bone retweeted
Michael Fishman@ReelMFishman
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I don't need to address obvious lies or name calling I choose to live, work, create, and share love Trust in the truth. Walk with integrity
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Man……was it something he did?!? 😂 Edit: found out it’s because of the Nor’Easter headed our way
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Every choice you’ve made today landed you here at this tweet at this exact time. I am here to say what we all know. There is no difference between Duke’s mayo and Hellman’s.
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Dad to the Bone retweeted
JD Vans@JDVans
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Replying to @LiberalCofeCat @gmf1369 @RhymesRadical @JLHerms @EdnaRossexr @DavidSonata13 @HotsnowFella @dew_drop16 @TheDaveGremlin @calahorra30 @ValeryMell1 @DakIsStillMyQB1 @Dad_2_The_Bone @Germania_Freyja @MadisonMCross4 @JeffyT74 @TheRealMariSinn @Mick10dagnabit
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Happy Friday, fuckers!
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Maga’s so wholesome, huh! Roseanne must be a Christian!
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Everyone has had a friend in their group with a random ass nickname that makes no sense. At different jobs we had an Oatmeal and a Pistachio How about you?
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If you could combine airline miles between all the airlines I have miles with I would have enough miles to drive to Logan Airport and get a pack of gum at maybe half off.
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Oatmeal raisin cookies are not real cookies.
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Dad to the Bone retweeted
ArmenianAbs III@ArmenianAbs3
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Which would be more interesting to carbonate with a soda stream? Gravy or Pudding ?
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I’ve read 3 different times that medical experts say he looks like he’s ready to die soon and it’s getting kinda exhausting because I can really only jerk off so many times in one day
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Beavus H. Christ - The Redeemer - he needs TP for his bunghole
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Another classic case of A: You got what you voted for B: Your parents are 1st cousins C: Both
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