#BillsMafia first. Dad second. Husband somewhere in there. Midlife crisis coming soon. Buy cool dad gear here ↓

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Brandon Beane, my DM’s remain open!! Here’s your sign to grok imagine yourself onto your favorite football team. Drop your’s below.👇
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Check this guy out @rsd4444, he always has something entertaining to share and is pretty nice and super positive!
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Woke up feeling dangerous. Give me a 40 hour work day. 🥾
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What am I even doing.
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First baseball game!! ⚾️ @Rockies
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My wife said I look like a lesbian.
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For $17 my son and I going today. 🤣
The Rockies are the first team to lose 100 or more games in four consecutive seasons since the Mets did it from 1962-1965
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I would like to send a special Shout-out to @Laterbexx! Mom of 4 and a $XRP community member. She shows up everyday and engages with everyone. Let's show her some love! We are stronger 💪 together! ❤️
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Me headed to the gas station to clean out my car. 😭
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Dying after burpees. Nobody tells you, you start to love this shit.
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Guess which of these quarterbacks is day-to-day and which one is now out for the season
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Well this should get me TO work.
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Bought at .10 yesterday. Just in time for the moon. 🚀
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Every time I reheat the leftover rice I remember hearing how you should not reheat the leftover rice. What do you take me for, a fool? Nice try, Big Pharma.
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The Devils Backbone📍 Loveland, CO
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Boy’s day here. We’re off to get lost!! 🏔️ 🤙
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