Tweeting jokes from my dad. I am also the tweeter for @ceodaughter !
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What would a dog be called if it was half poodle and half dalmatian? Poo-dal #dadjokes
At my bros grad and my dad points to the sign for press "hey I think we're supposed to hit that sign, cmon go press it!" -_-
#fathersday is coming up!! Tweet at me for the best #dadjokes and i will retweet all the best ones from now until sunday!
My grandpa just turned 81 so my dad says "some people say old people are square, but you're a perfect square!" #dadjokes #mathjokes
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truth be known, girl sleepovers and the spice world album are always a dangerous mix.
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How to book a time to talk to my mom: ceodaughter.blogspot.com/201… via @ceodaughter @dadshumour Love it, Kirsti!
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These 53 "dad jokes" (jokes you can tell your kids in the car) actually are hilarious and perfect: mashable.com/2013/01/07/dad-…?
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“ Pancake Day already? That crèped up on us real quick” love this! #DadJokes
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I feel Dad Jokes are probably one of the best parts of being a gaming parent.
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Getting read motivational and business strategy books to bed as a kid instead of a princess book #beingraisedbyaCEO
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So my cat was retaining fluid and we're at the vets: "guess this puts a whole new meaning to woman retaining water ha ha"#dadjokes
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"You don't think it's funny? It's fine, it's one of those time jokes...you'll laugh when you have time" #dadjokes
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Oh you played sugar mountain and other games that taught you nothing as a kid? Fascinating. I didn't. #ceoskidproblems
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