Um. I am not sure what to say. Weeeeee!

Be sure to follow @TomMoore2. He has some good stuff in the pipeline.

Got my first X Payout. Not what I expected.

This guy is ready for the weekend. Are you? What are your plans?

This is good info.

Ten Years Without the King The Daily Divot | September 25, 2026 Ten years ago today, golf lost Arnold Palmer. The scorecards tell one part of his story: 62 PGA TOUR wins and seven major championships. But numbers cannot quite explain why so many people still call him Arnie. He played boldly, made his followers feel part of the moment, and gave golf a warmth that reached far beyond the ropes. His fans were called Arnie’s Army. A decade after his death on September 25, 2016, it is easy to see why that name lasted. He gave people someone to cheer for, and he made them feel welcome cheering. The Man Who Inspired an Army At The Daily Divot, we usually find a joke somewhere on the course. Today, the only one we need is a gentle one: ten years later, we still think every risky shot over water might work if we swing with enough conviction. Thank you, Arnie, for making golf feel bigger, bolder, and more human. The King is missed. His spirit is still out there, walking the fairways with us. #arnoldpalmer #golf

NEW GOLF STUDY DECLARES JACK NICKLAUS THE GOAT AFTER COUNTING TROPHIES TWICE The Daily Divot — A newly invented review of golf history has settled the Tiger Woods versus Jack Nicklaus debate, according to whichever side of the argument posted it most recently. The review credits Nicklaus with 18 major championships, then adds 19 “majors in spirit,” including tournaments he nearly won, tournaments he would have won with modern equipment, and one Tuesday practice round a witness described as “pretty incredible.” His adjusted total: 37 majors. Tiger’s 15 majors received a different adjustment. Analysts added nine for the strength of his competition, six for the shots that made grown adults scream at televisions, and four for winning while every camera on the course followed him. His adjusted total: 34 majors. Nicklaus supporters called the three-major lead decisive. Tiger supporters pointed out that the review gave Jack credit for a tournament that took place on a Tuesday. The review then measured “career dominance” and found Tiger led 84–12, prompting Nicklaus supporters to demand that career dominance be removed from the debate. A final ruling is expected as soon as golf fans agree on which numbers count. Officials estimate that could happen sometime after the next Tiger comeback rumor. Satire. The adjusted totals, review, analysts, and ruling are fictional. #TigerWoods #JackNicklaus #Golf

OMG. Look at that lag.

John Daly is having fun with life. Are you?

He still has a great swing.

Oh, that is just mean.

Not sure i can count high enough.

I am following you. Are you following me? @Hodlwithnoah

This will be interesting. What do you think?

I am going to test and see if this is true. Click like if you see this.

PRESIDENTS CUP ROOKIE FACES TOUGHEST MATCH YET: THE TEAM PHOTO Jackson Koivun has already beaten Scottie Scheffler. But at the Presidents Cup gala, the 21-year-old faced a new challenge: standing alone among his teammates’ partners for a photo at Chicago’s Bean. Teammates laughed. Koivun covered his face. A fictional team official called it “excellent preparation for handling pressure,” then asked him to pose for six more pictures. Satire | The Daily Divot #PresidentsCup #BREAKING #JacksonKoivun

PGA TOUR LAUNCHES INVESTIGATION INTO WHO TOLD PUBLIC WHAT HAPPENED IN PUBLIC PONTE VEDRA BEACH, Fla. — After Alejandro Tosti’s caddie walked off the course in full view of spectators, PGA Tour officials reportedly turned their attention to a troubling question: How did anyone find out? Ryan French of @acaseofthegolf1 reported the walk-off and later spoke with both Tosti and caddie Cliff Ellis. Ellis told French that a PGA Tour senior vice president called him after French sought comment and criticized his decision to speak to the media. That gave the Tour’s fictional investigative unit two leads: a caddie willing to talk and a reporter willing to write down what he said. “Our concern is that spectators may begin describing other things they see,” said a Tour spokesperson invented for this article. “Once that starts, someone could report a missed putt before we’ve had a chance to review the wording.” Investigators are now interviewing witnesses near the 18th fairway. Their leading suspect is a fan who pointed at the departing caddie and said, “I think he quit.” The Daily Divot | Satire #golf

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