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I had no idea Japan has a term for its far-right, xenophobic, chronically online crowd: "Netto-uyoku" - widely disliked by other Japanese people and are known for being loud & obnoxious online, but cowardly in real life. Why does this sound familiar? 🤔
ネトウヨは本当にクズだな
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It's fucking crazy that an investigation exposing how Jared Kushner laundered billions if dollars through Azerbaijan, including payments to a warlord, a mercenary, and a hitman, isn't getting more attention.
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Dane Baptiste/A$ap BAP/Joke Dza retweeted
niggas get rich and they first thought is how can i fck celina powell & gorgeous doll
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THE TRUTH NO LONGER MATTERS Israeli politician Eli Hazan has called for flooding social media with false information to defend Israel, stating that "the truth no longer matters."
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99% of the men on earth lie about their footballing achievements, and they don't get to non league either.
Not that it ever really mattered, but Jason Arday did actually play semi-pro football as he said he did. And even if he didn't, nothing he did or said warranted the mass-murderer-worthy press hysteria and hounding to a very predictable death that he was subjected to.
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Translation: "I am racist and was being racist. When I was called out of my racism, I tried to play the sexism card b/c I couldn't handle accountability. BUT BACK IN THE DAY; I GOT AWAY WITH BEING RACIST AND HOMOPHOBIC, so that's okay.
She said why do i need to apologize to Mbappe.. “I come from a generation where calling someone a black piece of sh*t was common” Crazy work from Paraguays senator..
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Dane Baptiste/A$ap BAP/Joke Dza retweeted
Madame Celeste Amarilla, Vous êtes une femme méprisable et indigne de sa fonction. Vous ne représentez pas le Paraguay, ce pays qui a transpiré la passion et l’honneur tout au long de la compétition. Par votre inconscience et votre racisme décomplexé, le monde entier a déjà oublié le parcours et l’effort historique que vos joueurs ont réalisés durant cette coupe du monde pour laisser place à une dame incompétente donnant la pire image possible de son pays. Je ne laisserai jamais aux gens comme elle, la liberté de laisser propager leur haine et leur racisme à travers le monde.
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Dane Baptiste/A$ap BAP/Joke Dza retweeted
400k Brits live in Spain. Most can’t speak Spanish. 300k Brits live in the Gulf. Most can’t speak Arabic. But we get your well-made point.
Restore Britain will deport foreign nationals living in our country who are incapable of speaking English.
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Hey! In Drake's defence, his BM is also a white sex worker he got pregnant, so what do you expect?!? He probably don't her telling Pusha first!
Sauce Walka’s BM says Drake has done more for her and their child than Sauce ever has, claiming he tells her to go ask Drake for money whenever she brings up helping with their kids 😳💰 “Drake is genuinely a good human.” “I can’t even get $100 out my baby daddy.”
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Erika should rebut her in Romania, to prove she's not a PDFile protector.
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Personally I’m glad racist Arsenal fans are exposing themselves. You lot are the reason The Emirates atmosphere has been so shit over the years, you’re scared of your own fans. All this ‘omg it’s gonna be like carnival’ is code for ‘there’s too many scary black youts’ you punks
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Drake's fans and their delusion will always ensure that he never achieves full credibility as an artist.
Replying to @Kurrco
mj never had this level of motion, just saying

ALT You Got Me GIF by STRAPPED!

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Just wanted to ask how many of the London Rappers Drake was bigging up at Wireless last year are on the album? other than 21 Savage.
Drake will make Billboard 200 history as the first artist to debut three albums at #1, #2, and #3 in the same week 🏆 💿 #1 ICEMAN: 460K 💿 #2 HABIBTI: 114K 💿 #3 MAID OF HONOUR: 109K Total activity: 683K (via Hits Daily Double)
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Dane Baptiste/A$ap BAP/Joke Dza retweeted
Mark Bonnick explains how #Arsenal sacked him for opposing the genocide in Gaza: “I don’t regret speaking out about Palestine.”
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Just chilling in my room....

ALT Jamie Miller Adolescence GIF

Nicola Thorpe: " How is your life impacted by illegal migration?" *I don't know because I just chill in my room most of the times. I don't pay taxes. I don't do anything like that* *We've come here seeing it and thought it's something good to do on a Saturday*
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Dane Baptiste/A$ap BAP/Joke Dza retweeted
Hamzah: You guys killed children in Lebanon, is that okay? IDF Soldier: Yeah, this is okay because of Hamas. Hamzah: What about the children, the babies? IDF Soldiers: The babies is good to kill. Hamzah: Really, in Lebanon? IDF Soldier: Yes, in Lebanon, in Gaza, in Iran Hamzah: Have you ever killed any Palestinian children? IDF Soldier: I killed Hamzah: How many? IDF Soldiers: I don't know. Hamzah: You don't keep track? IDF Soldier: No, but I killed.
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So; the whole hostage thing, as well as the religious narrative about the promised land was a complete lie, and it's Europeans colonising africa and asia financed by mass child rxpe, murder, infanticide and blackmail. Duly noted.
Israeli minister Ben Smotrich has OFFICIALLY announced the start of the "Greater Israel" project. He includes Syria, Lebanon, and Palestine.
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Replying to @EthanLevins2
Gadaffi many years ago about Greater Israel. "Their plan is to remove Lebanon and Syria so that the borders of so-called Israel are with Turkey rather than with Arab countries. You will see this achieved, if not in our era, then in our children's era... Syria will become 5 small states."
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