Looks like this place has become a toxic wasteland run by a psychotic, insomniac, ketamine addict. Bluesky. Handle: Dangrously. (no e) I will be still here, but I won't be tweeting much.
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I don't know why the Archbishop of Canterbury is trending under "sports" but if he hasn't won some kind of world record for polevaulting or parkour or perhaps rhytmic gymnastics or some shit I will be excessively disappointed.
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My prediction is that the October Surprise will be completely predictable. Either combed over lies or a devastating truth that everybody already knew.
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so, apparently, according to Trump, Arnold Palmer should actually be called "Arnold Two Palmer" right ladies. I shall see myself out.
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I see where everybody gets it wrong. You see, when JD Vance described Trump as "America's Hitler" he was trying to PRAISE him.
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When I was in a choir in the 1990s, I was one of the people in the AFL pregame show. I heard and felt the roar of the crowd as the teams went on the field. If Tina Arena is in that show this year, that roar will be nothing but booing.
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Tulsi did a worse job at debate prep for trump than I ever could have, and I would have sabotaged him the entire way
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Nate Silver's entire business model is running on a record of guessing one election right that one time once.
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Before Elon took over Twitter, if you tweeted the word "idiot" you would get a warning. After Elon took over Twitter, the word Idiot frequently trends, and Elon's face gets featured prominently.
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Princess Diana died because people like Rupert Murdoch wanted to sell more newspapers, and put an obscenely large bounty on pictures of her with the guy she was dating. And then the press reacted by coming up with more and more lurid stories about her death, making millions.
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Rest in peace, enjoy your succulent chinese meal. And may flights of coppers take you to your rest.

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Dear Officeworks. One lesson everybody should learn from the Holocaust Museum is "NEVER AGAIN" means "NEVER AGAIN, FOR ANYBODY".
Officeworks is proud of the inclusive and accepting environment that we have created for our customers and our team members, but we are not proud of the experience that a Jewish customer experienced back in March this year.
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Has @Library_Vic issued a statement of dismay at the destruction of libraries in Gaza? Expressing sadness at the loss of knowledge and all that? What a time to be alive, watching centres of knowledge & curiosity cower like this. It’s shameful.
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One thing the trump assassination attempt proves is that Twitter, particularly after Elon took over. Is the absolute worst place to get any kind of news whatsoever
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Rishi Sunak fleeing to America now he's no longer able to scam Britain.

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Dangerously Talented🍍 retweeted
Replying to @IwriteOK
To quote Blue from OSP: "I'd tell the Hapsburgs to go screw themselves, but they beat me to it."
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Using the plagiarism engine against its own masters
i still cannot believe this
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And British Labour tries to install a for-profit private healthcare guy in Corbyn's seat. Somebody should tell the Starmerites they needed to stop sabotaging their own party when they got rid of Corbyn. Not me. Somebody. NOBODY TELL THEM.
Congratulations @prafulnargund our parliamentary candidate for Islington North.
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