If it makes you happy, keep it lowk!!.

The most embarrassing moments in life is to fart where you're having interviews. 😂

Cardi B dn confuse this guy finish Maduka Okoye is not part of the Super Eagles squad for their October 6 friendly against Russia. He left the Abuja airport after the team arrived back in Nigeria following their 3-0 AFCON qualifier defeat to Guinea-Bissau 🇬🇼. Instead, he jetted off to London.

Thank God in private before you announce the blessing in public. Some people clap loudest so they can study your next move.

So many people have been asking me for PN. I said I was done because I was the only one engaging and they weren’t reciprocating. But let me give it another try and see how it goes this time 🥲

Sometimes I'd just look some people head and say your mother really tried with the types of big head they had.

I went to buy eggs this evening and also withdraw some cash. While I was waiting to be attended to, this little girl came to withdraw money and she was just staring at me. I pretended like I didn’t notice her staring. The next thing, she looked at me and said, “Your hair is fine.” I just smiled and said, “Thank you.” Honestly, I’m happy because my hair is fine. Kids don't lie

You want a peaceful home and you're dating a short fat girl ?? Bro change your weed supplier 😔 😟

What was the reason for your last breakup?

A woman doesn't love you by making her happy, A woman can love you by making her sad and triggering her emotions Be her headache, be annoying. Be difficult, A woman's love comes from pain not joy🧏

The worst kind of women to fall in love with is a woman that takes relationship or marital advice from her friends

Man touched the pinnacle of Afrobeats, biggest in history - Rema 🦇

She was/is never yours.

Na few people normal for this country 🤣

I still can’t explain why I always feel hungry immediately after eating oranges. Doctors in the house,is there a medical explanation for this?

I told her to meet me in front of Chicken Republic, she don go inside dey read their menu I just dey outside dey wait make she chop finish come meet me

Women won’t know how f0olish they sound until a man says the exact same thing they’re saying

Before you sleep tonight, look your account balance and ask yourself if you suppose Dey sleep 😴 😩

Very accurate

That moment when you try to let out a silent fart in class and the devil connects JBL