Made in England. Served the Queen for 22 years. Ubique. I will not comply. NO DMs unless I know you. Yes, this does mean YOU.
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An Englishman, a Welshman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... Friday night I'm out for a drink with "the lads." This includes an argumentative Taff, a bolshy Jock, and several other bad influences. Should be in a police cell by midnight. ๐ฌ๐ง ๐
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Seems Chuckles is the sort who insults then blocks immediately in case he gets even more offended. What an absolute bellend. ๐
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This place is fucked. Even the most harmless post has to have a tit like this jump on it with his joy-sucking opinion.
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My dwarf mate Peter came round last night and told me all about his new job making flatbreads. I enjoyed listening to the pita patter of tiny Pete.
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Today I will mostly by chopping kindling then going to the pub when I'm getting low on fingers.
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