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i grew up on a farm i was one of the crops they were growing
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in a land of frauds a fraud is king
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#WhoYouGot this is who i got
It's time for October baseball ⚾️🍂 The 2026 MLB Postseason bracket is set!
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my brewers will win it all
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The absolute funniest outcome on the AL side of the bracket would be an Astros ALCS win over the Yankees
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today is the last day you can throw your hair in a bald
Leading off: George Springer 💙 #BlueJays50
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congratulations to the Toronto Tempo for not having existed for a very long time and already being featured in one of the photographs used on the wikipedia page for "Pick and Roll"
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npc dialogue in earthbound
Hello. It's me, the blue lobster. Do you remember our fun and troubles? I hope so.
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In the 1600s you could write treatises for your friends as a gift. But friends don’t want treatises anymore
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MY CITY LETS GOOOOOOOO
FOR OTTAWA!!!! 🏆 Your Ottawa Titans are 2026 Frontier League Champions!! 🥳🥳🥳 #FullSwing
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Ottawa, you have something special here. The Ottawa Titans have officially set a new MLB Partner League single-game playoff attendance record with 10,303 fans packed into Ottawa Stadium for Game 3 of the 2026 Frontier League Championship Series. The previous record stood at 8,143.
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alright i did the 9 games thing. im probably forgetting something important but idk
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FINAL | OTT 8, EVV 6 ONE WIN AWAY!!!! 😤😤😤 #FullSwing
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im starting to understand that the san jose sharks are the mariners of hockey
Which NHL fanbase is low-key way more annoying than most people think? 6,787 of you voted. 1. San Jose Sharks 2. Edmonton Oilers 3. Minnesota Wild 4. Carolina Hurricanes 5. New Jersey Devils
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future Los Angeles Angel of Anaheim
George Springer on whether he'll call it a career after this weekend: “I don't know.. I love this organization. I loved being a Blue Jay. I've loved every single bit of being here. I haven't really gotten that far yet. I've kind of taken every day with these guys in stride.”
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how goated it is to be anything at all
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the sens one is so funny
According to the fan survey, here are the most one-sided team hater relationships:
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blue jays 2027 world series champions watch this space
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just take a photo of the poster outside the door to the theatre. is that so hard. cmon now
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ive been watching Mr Robot and part of the story this season is about china trying to annex the congo and every time they bring it up i laugh my ass off
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