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🚨 CLEVELAND GIVEAWAY 🚨
Thanks to @Homage, ONE lucky winner is taking home this Cleveland Starter Jacket 🔥
HOW TO ENTER:
• Follow @JoShowAdell + @Homage
• Like + RT this post
• Reply #GuardsBall
🇺🇸 Must be in the U.S. to win.
Winner will be selected RIGHT BEFORE GAME 2.
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It’s even more over for Nike.
Nike is releasing its own Swoosh Jewelry collection 📿
Swoosh hoop earrings and a Swoosh necklace are coming soon, crafted from premium sterling silver (S925) with your choice of 14k gold vermeil or white rhodium plating.
Full details >> buff.ly/S15hK5D
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The concept of buying a $90 fanatics hoodie that says ‘No Time Like October’ just to get eliminated on September 30th is hilarious
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This is slop. Your favorite team has 20 transfers in/out every year. USC-Rutgers and Clemson-Cal are both conference games. Playoff teams with 3 losses. TV broadcast is 70% gambling ads. College Gameday has Pat McAfee interviewing Ted Cruz. Even Herbstreit’s weird now.
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NEW: College Football Playoff 24-team expansion talks will continue this week with meetings in Chicago, @PeteNakos reports.
Momentum is building for a 24-team field, with the ACC, Big 12 and Notre Dame supporting it and the SEC open to it.
on3.com/news/college-footbal…
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The two best words in baseball. Game Three.
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Guy who spent the last 6 months in physical pain inflicted by their baseball team: I really miss my baseball team
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Last month, we refurbished 10 tennis courts in Crotona Park — the only public tennis courts in the Bronx with lights for night play.
We stopped by recently to see how things were going.
Thank you to @NYJTL, @usta and @yonex_tennis for helping us deliver high-quality public spaces that New Yorkers deserve.
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2024: Rookie manager.
2025: 15.5 game deficit.
2026: Late-season 6 game deficit.
3 seasons. 3 AL Central titles.
We might not agree with every move he makes, but Stephen Vogt is a damn winner.
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The Rockies broadcast saying “We welcome those of you who have been watching the Cleveland Guardians and the Kansas City Royals…” is gonna hit like mjolnir.
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I messaged a HS friend on FB to wish him a happy anniversary and how I remember the date because his wedding was my now wife and I’s first date. He wrote back a week later to say hey man we divorced four years ago.
Somebody I went to high school with messaged me out of nowhere to thank me for the relationship advice I used to give him and he wanted to invite me to his wedding because his fiancee is the same girl I gave him the advice for
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Guardians fans are spoiled. We literally have fans complaining about making the playoffs every year. The Browns only made the playoffs 3 times in the last 31 years. One team gets no love, the other gets every break and mulligan imaginable.
Now we go to tbe playoffs and the teams inability to hit will have them out in round one. Dolan is probably pissed he has to buy another banner.
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The Guardians currently have:
no qualifying .300+ hitters
no players with 20+ HR
no players with 75+ RBI
no players with 40+ SB
No MLB team has ever finished a non-shortened season without having any players accomplish any of those feats and yet still made the playoffs.
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