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BREAKING: Donald Trump reportedly just realized that if Democrats win control of Congress they will immediately revoke all funding for the refurbishing of his jumbo Qatari plane, and Trump is angrily telling staffers, "I earned that bribe fair and square!"
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Dash MacIntyre retweeted
BREAKING: Jared Kushner is reportedly worried the Democrats will subpoena him in January to explain to Congress what exactly he's doing in all his secret negotiations between Israel, Russia, and Saudi Arabia, and that his deals and personal payoffs could "technically be treason."
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Trump's gonna have a Jim Jones style party and have everyone eat the poisoned beef when he loses the midterms massively
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Dash MacIntyre retweeted
MORE CITIES SHOULD NAME THEIR DUMPS AFTER DONALD TRUMP
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Deranged tips on staying healthy this winter from RFK Jr.!
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The parade is more fitting for a 6 year-old-boy king from the 1400s than the President of the United States in 2025
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The biggest losers of Trump's tariffs against China are his own fans selling and buying cheap MAGA hats from China to show their support for him.
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Pete Hegseth bringing his wife along on his job interviews as a human shield against questions about his rapey behavior is peak MAGA Masculinity™
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Donald Trump is so dumb, and the dumbest people in America are getting him to do the even dumber things Trump is too stupid to think up doing himself.
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Elon Musk would 100% fire any woman who came to work with her kid hanging around everywhere like he's doing with his kid.
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Here's how you can live just like a Republican in 2025!
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Trump’s ability to become a messianic blank canvas mascot for America’s belligerent ignoramuses is something future readers of history will find impossible to comprehend.
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For those keeping score at home, the first 2 Trump constituencies to have their faces eaten by the MAGA Leopard are tech bros and Indian-Americans.
The betting markets say Mexican-Americans' faces will be next when Trump starts mass deportations that abduct legal immigrants.
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