YOU ARE A CHEESE COMPANY
YOU MAKE CHEESE
THERE IS NOTHING IN THE WORLD YOU NEED TO TALK TO ANYONE ABOUT
PUT THE INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED TRIANGLES OF CHEESE IN THE CONTAINER AND FUCK OFF
The Laughing Cow has replaced its mascotโs smile with a straight face on some packaging
The new packs read โWe need to talk,โ but the company says sheโll explain โwhen sheโs readyโ