THIS IS THE LAZIEST MONEY I’VE EVER MADE.
At 10:58pm I pasted one prompt into Grok Bot.Then I went to bed.
At 12:36am the balance was still exactly $150. The filter kept saying no.
By 8am it was $1,976.
→ 10,214 fresh pairs scanned
→ 10,010 killed by the rules, 98%
→ 204 scored by the analyst, only 70+ got through
→ 38 traded, 26 won, 12 lost
→ worst loss −$9, best trade +$313
At 4:42am one coin dropped 6% and the stop just closed it. −$1.38. No averaging down.
At 7:09am the best one: scored 91/100, trailed after +12%, closed +$313.
$150 → $195 → $642 → $1,407 → $1,976
The exact prompt:
Build a Solana memecoin desk in Grok Bot that finds the strongest fresh coins by real on-chain data.
6 agents, hard handoffs: Scout, Filter, Analyst, Executor, Risk, Logger.
Scout: pairs 30m–72h old, mcap $300k–$20M (DexScreener).
Filter kills: mint/freeze not revoked, LP not burned or locked, liq <$40k, 1h vol <$50k, top 10 >25%, dev >3% or past rugs, bundled launch >10%, already +80% in 1h.
Analyst scores 0–100: momentum, unique buyers, buy/sell ratio, holder growth, liq/mcap, smart wallets. Only 70+ pass.
Executor: max 8% per trade. Risk: stop −6% before entry, trail after +12%.
Log every kill. Paper first. Run overnight.
Pasted it, hit run, put the phone on charge.
It killed 2,388 coins for low liquidity alone while I slept. I would’ve aped half of them.
Setup to install the bot below ↓
Full prompt is in the first reply
Which kill rule would you add?
I fired myself from my memecoin desk.
6 Grok agents now scan, check, confirm and stage every trade. I sign.
$100 → $4,352 in two weeks, ~75 trades, 68% win rate.
the full setup is below 👇