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To be fair, the quality of ideas is perfectly suited for her stage of cognitive development
I’m mortified 😂 I just saw my daughter holding something and asked her what she had. She started laughing uncontrollably with this in her hands
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Thank God his grasp of me is not dependent on my grasp of him.
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The small prayers at the end of each Psalm in the Common Worship Psalter are mostly based and no one can tell me otherwise.
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A certain “reconquista” advocate would tell you that it’s better to be at this church than an orthodox PCA or OPC church.
EXCLUSIVE: James Talarico’s Pastor Says Jesus Didn’t Die For Sins, Slanders Virgin Mary “We have no way of knowing if Jesus really existed,” Rev. Babs Miller of St. Andrew’s Presbyterian Church says in NEW undercover video obtained by @realDailyWire.
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Husbands: pray Compline with your wife. One of the best things we ever started doing.
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When @johnlcooper shared his story with @alisa_childers there were many folks who gave the predictable pushback: "No one really believes apostles actually govern over elders and local church leaders." Below is an excerpt from Chuck Pierce's book "Apostolic Church Arising" where his associate Robert Heidler describes the process of getting rid of their "old wineskin" model of elder-led governance and moving into the "new wineskin" model of single-apostle governance. He describes the moment he told Chuck, "We're all resigning and the church is yours." Why would he do this? So that the chucrh would be "established on an apostolic foundation." Sometimes this happens overtly, sometimes it happens covertly. Sometimes elders are removed, sometimes they remain as figureheads while functionally subordinating themselves to an apostolic leader who views himself as the direct means by which "heaven comes to earth" in the church. In my own personal experience, I saw how a man who called himself an apostle and his wife who called herself a prophet attempted to tell a board of elders that they could not be fired because elders do not have the authority to fire the governing apostle/prophet of a church. This stuff really does happen. Are there distinctions that must be made when referencing the NAR? Of course. Is it made up? Definitely not. Does it have consequences at an ecclesiological level? 100%
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hyper-charismatic prophets trying to link the Hebrew Calendar to the rise of Taylor Swift
me talking to claude in english as a german
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One of the greatest sentences ever written:
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I lost my thesaurus and I'm gutted. Totally gutted, absolutely gutted.
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"A pagan gave nobody their money and practically gave everybody their body. And the Christians came along and gave practically nobody their body and they gave practically everybody their money" - Tim Keller
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I won't even repost the story I see going viral right now, but let me just say this: The Christian sex ethic remains undefeated.
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Based on what I have seen, it seems that Brian Simmons is telling concerned leaders behind the scenes that he is sorry for using "faulty Aramaic manuscripts" for over a decade in the Passion "Translation" and he's trying to "make it right." But just yesterday, Brian posted on FB an excerpt from the 2017 edition of TPT. Why is this a big deal? It's a big deal because this is one of hundreds of examples where Brian copy/pastes what seem to be a made up rendering from the website of Victor Alexander. Not only were no "manuscripts" involved, Brian allegedly admitted to a well known NIV Bible translator (Dr. Mark Strauss) that he doesn't even know Syriac at all. 1/
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Instead of the peace of Christ "guarding our hearts and minds in Christ Jesus," TPT says that God's peace will "make the answers known to you." This copy/paste of Victor Alexander's pseudo-Aramaic "translation" is a total inversion of the message of the passage, which has nothing to do with God revealing all of the answer's to life's problems. Rather, it deals with God's peace comforting and guarding our hearts whether He gives us answers or not. 2/
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Notably, this was actually corrected in the 2020 edition of TPT, which has a more mainstream translation here. I cannot escape the opinion that Brian Simmons simply does not really care if he continues to mislead people with Victor Alexander's spurious inventions. He will say what he needs to say to important and well-connected leaders behind the scenes while continuing to promote the fraudulent work on his platform. 3/
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Checkmate, Charismatics.
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Absolutely terrifying stuff. This is exactly what "do what you want as long as it doesn't harm someone else" gets you as a society. Sooner or later someone has to define what "harm" means.
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🔵🔴🔥 Lamine Yamal and Raphinha have now generated 31 G/A in 8 games so far. 17 G/A for Raphinha. 🇧🇷 14 G/A for Lamine. 🇪🇸
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“La Liga defense is terrible!”
Igor Thiago scored his first goal of the season against Chelsea. 🔴⚪️🇧🇷
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