David Keyes
@DavidMKeyes

Former spokesman & advisor to Israel's Prime Minister, startup founder, pranker of dictators. TOTAL VICTORY. contact@thedavidkeyes.com

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Joined January 2012
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Why'd we page Hezbollah? Because beepers are the bomb.
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Can my new Gibberish Podcast become the #1 podcast in the world? I'm 98% sure. Let me know if you find it as rewarding as I do:
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Kardashian type II civilization
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Fyi this was our backup for Hezbollah if the pagers didn't work
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Pagers are the bomb.
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What time does shabbat start in Ahvaz tonight? Please DM asap if you know.
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🚨🚨 Iran tries to return favor by offering Starlink to Israelis only to be told we already have freedom of speech
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Who should we ship beepers to next?
82% IRGC
3% Hamas
16% Hezbollah again for fun
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Never fails
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🚨🚨 Breaking: In embarrassing mix up, Iran briefly becomes AA sponsor instead of sponsor of terror
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Shhhhhhabbat shalom from Tehran.
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Bibi-June
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We don't have an Israeli embassy in Iran so I opened this store instead
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Prime Minister Netanyahu reveals that our explosive-laden phonographs took out the Houthi leadership
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Hezbollah does
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Kids today will never understand this feeling
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Literally shaking
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Mossad listening devices
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Can I say something without everyone getting mad?
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One day in Iran: -X will be unblocked -Starlink will be legal -Natanz will be a museum of coexistence
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Prime Minister Netanyahu next year at the UN explaining how we finally brought down the Iranian regime
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