With a good woman and a few jokes, it doesn't matter that I'm shit on the guitar.

So it’s ok for you to make political capital but not Gary Lineker?
dailymail.co.uk/news/article… is just so sad and horrific. A young man loses his life as #SadiqKhan congratulates himself on how great #London is to live in
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@DIY_Kitchens so 4 years ago we fitted a DIY kitchen. It was fabulous. Service was great and product superb. Having moved house we ordered another kitchen. Never ever again. Service has deteriorated to a point causing utter frustration. Never again.
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I would DM you but your DMs aren’t open. Pls follow me or open your DM receipts.
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Don’t be led by the Mail. Your better than that.
I agree with @NadineDorries on this one. Keir Starmer and Labour still have questions to answer.
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81 people were beheaded in Saudi Arabia today. Saudi Arabia owns Newcastle United Football Club.
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The Cabinet might not agree on what levelling up is but filling in potholes for a Conservative Peer is definitely not it. How many streets in Britain have had 330k to repair their roads? Ministers must come clean on how these shocking decisions are made.
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MPs should be given a free vote on the Government’s Integrated Rail Plan. Please RT if you agree.
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So it’s happening again. So many times. First it doesn’t arrive as expected. Then it says bu 8pm. Then it says next 2 days. Then you get the save sorry it’s running late. Terrible terrible terrible service.
Ordered 19th with guaranteed next day delivery. We’re now looking at day 4 being the earliest. Reordered same items yesterday. Got them this morning. It’s happening so often. No benefits from Prime. Can’t return for refund as I don’t have them. Used to be so reliable.
@BritishGasHelp just moved to a house with smart meter. Energy supplied by British Gas. There is no in house display unit. Who do I speak to to get a replacement.
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Still no answer from phone, email or teeet. HOW DO I CONTACT YOU
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"Ok let's try again. If I have trade deals with 27 of my closest neighbours worth £670 billion a year then I give away all 27 deals and send a retired cricketer with absolute zero experience of being a trade envoy to a country 10,000 miles to search for new deals what do I have?"
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Arnie absolutely nails it Via @mikegalsworthy
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Build back better?
UK government approves 50% funding cut for arts and design courses. The move will save around £20m, says the education secretary Gavin Williamson. theartnewspaper.com/news/uk-…
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Big news on Channel 4 - ahead of 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 v 🇮🇹 we’ll be showing England’s winning 1966 World Cup Final winning match in all its glory. AND for the first time ever in COLOUR at 1740 on Saturday. Pls spread the word #ItsComingHome #eng #ENGITA #ThreeLions
If you’re terrified by the political direction our country is heading in, RT and follow. I’m a doctor and I run @EveryDoctorUK. We’ve had enough of this absolute nonsense and we’re pushing back. 💙
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"Totally fucking hopeless." How Johnson and Hancock gave us a third wave.
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Great description: "tinpot fiefdom".
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So accurate it's painful. @JolyonRubs is Big Pharma's greed in a nutshell. Chai Latte optional. The world deserves better. YOU can take action here: peoplesvaccine.org/take-acti…
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