Writer / occasional illustrator (Stewart Lee's 'Pea Green Boat') tinyurl.com/bdepxa6y Missing you @ bsky.app/profile/davidwaywel…

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A new National Care Service. Greater public control of water, energy, and housing. A National Commission on Electoral Reform. Strengthening our relationship with Europe. Reforming the education and welfare system. Today I set out a different path for Britain. You may disagree with some or all of what I have said today. But I have given you what you often say is missing from politics. Honesty, ideas and a clear direction for the country we all love. If you agree with enough of what I have said, get behind this plan. And get behind each other. It's time to draw a line. To move beyond a decade of drift and division. To bring a spirit of unity and positivity back to our country. To unlock the working-class aspiration that is still there in every postcode. To hope again.
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Objectively, Andy Burnham absolutely fucking smashed that.
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Just come out of the conference hall after @andyburnham's speech.....
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In case anyone missed The Big News... Next Feb we'll be playing two shows at @mac_birmingham in Birmingham backing Stewart Lee as he performs 'Pea Green Boat' his darkly comic tale based on Edward Lear’s ‘The Owl & The Pussy- cat’. Ticket link below...
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Stewart Lee ‘Pea Green Boat’ Book Review ‘Pea Green Boat is funny, nasty, elegant, melancholy and wilfully strange. What begins as a parody of a beloved poem ends up somewhere closer to an existential shipwreck of dark forest comic genius.’ louderthanwar.com/stewart-le…
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Stewart Lee ‘Pea Green Boat’ Book Review ‘Pea Green Boat is funny, nasty, elegant, melancholy and wilfully strange. What begins as a parody of a beloved poem ends up somewhere closer to an existential shipwreck of dark forest comic genius.’ louderthanwar.com/stewart-le…
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Fellow filmmakers, let's talk to #imdb. They describe my new The Story of Documentary Film as a TV series. It's not. It's a film with zero TV funding in it. But we can't change this. We work hard and then they misreprsent what we do.
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Thank you to @DavidWaywell for these awesome bookmarks illustrated by him for recently published Pea Green Boat by Stewart Lee. And signed too!
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Received my copy of #PeaGreenBoat by #StewartLee, fabulously illustrated by @WaywellCartoons . It would be a marvellous Xmas present. God knows we could use a good laugh these days! 🦉 🐈‍⬛ 🎁 🎅🏼 🤣
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Wish I could make it mate!
I'm getting ready for the Stewart Lee Pea Green Boat gig at the Phil Studio on Wednesday. My take on the Neu Classic Hallogallo most of the set will be kind of minimal and ambient but thought, why not end on a bang.💥
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Score! The woman on the counter recalled you coming in
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I got mine in the post this morning, sitting here with a coffee, reading it already, it’s, as expected, very good ! 👍🏼
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Publication day. I miss people I met on Twitter a lot more than my defection to Bluesky would suggest, so, this one time, I'll break my vow not to feed this cursed place. I hope they see the book.
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You can almost see Foster Wallace's suicidality here. The end where he sort of resigns to circumstance. Infinite Jest was a difficult read because of all of what he mentions. Masterbatorial, heathenistic, lustful, gluttonous themes but a tone/cadence that forces you to slowdown
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Can we please stop giving literary prizes to minimalist slop garbage? Absolutely no one on the planet talks like this, and even if they did, they'd usually be biting their lips or kicking their feet in the interim—perhaps even blushing. Literature used to be beautiful, lyrical, and profound. It was meant to sound musical when read out loud, and every sentence told us something profound about the human condition. This writing is not only choppy but fundamentally soulless and unreadable. I want to read about real human interactions—not robots cosplaying as teenagers. You want to know why no one reads anymore? It's because we've elevated one-word sentences to literary prestige in this society, so it's no surprise people have stopped taking literature seriously. Writing used to require talent and a keen understanding of the human condition. Until we bring that sort of writing back, we'll continue to see articles about "the death of reading" and near bankruptcy of the publishing industry. It's almost like we asked for it.
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These days
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"Once you've seen Tom Waits, you can't ignore him" — Bob Harris May 3, 1977: Tom Waits makes his live UK television debut on The Old Grey Whistle Test.
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