days@Dayscd

25 year old comedian from Minnesota the state @vdays

 Minneapolis, MN
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Joined December 2014
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days@Dayscd
17 May 2024
worst day of my fucking life
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm
17 May 2024
Young Sheldon has ended.
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jill@littlefucky
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Replying to @mera_angelgirl
@mera_angelgirl and I made a 9 minute long sketch where I buy a toilet off of Marketplace. we are both odd as fuck in it.... Watch full video on our instagrams or here at youtube: piped.video/c4-w-7fLNUw?si=gXVR… or not. IDGAFFFFFFFFF!!!
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Let Me Hold Your Phone I Want To Hold It
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Replying to @Dayscd
Dude, I legitimately work as a personal trainer and I’ve never seen anyone get these numbers on a treadmill. Great work! 😤💪
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In this house breakfast is a salami slice at 4:13pm
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Exhilarating workout today I ran 23. .1 ‘3
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in the bath learning how my body works
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Even pirates gotta stay strapped I got One Piece on me at all times.
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your sin: being behind me in line your punishment: watching the greatest mind that has ever existed try to operate the atm
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This is a real junkie story and why stimulants are actually really cool and good for you
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Unfortunately, my fashion journey has come to a clothes.
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My nine games
Patches@senator_gun
Sep 25
You can swap out any of these for probably 10-15 other games. Mina the Hollower is the most recent entry into that group
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The most thugged out gangster homies I kick it with prefer an assortment of berries to jumpstart their day, instead of just one type. This berry medley gives them a wider variety of nutrients and antioxidants. Now that’s hard af.
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Yea whatever, we all know the flames do most of the cooking for you
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They say it takes 10,000 hours to master something, but I mastered baiting in like 15 seconds. and that was twice as long as it usually takes.
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My mothers maiden name is Elaine Seinfeld
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You know the sayings. Rubbing salt in the wound. Kiss me while I’m down. Adding insult to injury. Stuff like that
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AstroTom@tom_on_here
Sep 24
Currently developing a soulslike game based around the world of Ted Lasso
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jake@wormpuller
Sep 24
I am faze banks. I am keemstar. I am Mr beast
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Jesperish
@Jesperish
Sep 23
Love this fineliner
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