Just a dipsomanic Monday. Male physicist. Bread doesn't really transform into Christ's flesh, that's just silly vocal wind you daft twats - William of Ockham.

Cardiff, Wales
I think my word cloud captures my Twitter demeanour accurately.
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Of fields, which were ALWAYS there. I'm not jumping ahead. Quantum events undermine local causality and cannot be said to 'begin'. You can disbelieve me vut the experiments were awarded the 2022 Nobel Physics Prize. There was never nothing. In Block Time there is no Now, or any 'flow' of time. Yes, we can both just ignore each other for a few tens of orbits of our G2V star and then die 👍
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Typical Young Earthist reply-blocking coward, with added wanking with glee at the eternal torture of anyone who doesn't share your position.
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'Pili pala': A lovely Welsh word for this lovely Peacock in my garden.
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Shit, it looks like the Swiss fire was indoor sparklers and soundproofing foam. I know how horrible that stuff is from an acoustics PhD. Anyone with it in their house or workplace needs to cover it in retardant or better still get rid - it doesnt stop low frequencies anyway.
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I only just got this. I thought this meme was just "random muppet burns shit down ha ha". But it's a very specific muppet, arms raised in benediction. It's St Elmo's Fire 🤯
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Looks like I'll be here a while.
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Note to self: Do not reply to massive accounts which post interesting facts with facts which somehow undermine the beliefs of knobheads
Replying to @Rainmaker1973
Lots of knobheads remarking on skin colour in the replies. Modern humans settled in Northern Europe just 42,000 years ago, from sunnier latitudes. Darker skin in less sunny latitudes isn't ideal: UV can't penetrate deeply so Vitamin D becomes deficient in winter. But this is only a slight detriment really. We would expect fully pale skin to take a LONG time to evolve given this merely slight selection pressure. A tanned 10k year old Belgian is perfectly plausible.
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Physics people: Are we now saying that the constant Λ in Rμν - 1/2 R gμν + Λ gμν = κ Tμν is not just not zero, it's not even a constant? Fuckin ell.
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A suggestion for ... (oh @TwitterSupport doesn't exist, d'you have to @ the Sethefrican Lindbergh or something?): Same person can only reply once to one post, then must reply to THEIRS. 2 or 3 replies is an obvious obfuscatory tactic to confound a clear sequential conversation.
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Remember 2015. The Genderbollocks cult looks unassailable. The slightest hesitation in speaking its shibboleths, or even asking what they mean, gets a full Invasion Of The Bodysnatchers point and scream. GIDS is hitting its Mengelean peak. Stonewall is bypassing democracy ... And then. An island in the north Atlantic was known for generally going along with things and not making a fuss. It could even be conned fairly readily, as the following year would demonstrate. But there was something about this quasi-religious yankwank which looked distinctly creepy and misogynistic. And it started to do what it did best, which was to take the piss and give it some minge. I don't usually go in for patriotic guff, but over the last decade TERF Island has led the world in opposing the cult at the height of its power to ruin opponents' lives, and now Genderwang Jonestown is in its last days. To everyone who was part of this, especially those who endured the worst of it (you know who you are), I say: Happy 2025 you fucking legends.
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The world's smallest violin is a tax fiddle.
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Daytime Pub Smell retweeted
If Andromeda were brighter, this is what you’d see in the sky.
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There is a lot going on in this museum. I suggest starting at 'Kings Who Married Young Girls' in the bottom left and working your way around the jarring juxtapositions.
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In the medals table silver should be called gold difference.
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I'm rewatching 2001. It is just incredible for 1968. The jamiroquai-like moving rooms is utter genius cinematography.
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Leonard Rossiter being a Proper Actor is just weird.
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There's even an Intermission with the orchestra playing in dark silence for a bit after, like a play. And the whole thing is basically "AI is fucking scary".
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It's fascinating to catch fake bollocks like this right at conception. A reverse image search on each of the 4 giant swords shows nothing but a youtube video made YESTERDAY.
Pretty big swords for normal sized people 🗡️😳
Community note
It's clear that this image is an AI-generated fabrication, and the creator of the tweet also cannot provide a clear and legitimate source for the image. facebook.com/profile.php?id…
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This is absolutely batshit insane.
In the tradition of speaking truth to power and with the best intentions possible, I have to say that this is a travesty, not a success. If @SheffieldGreens had not asked to be dropped as a target seat @TheGreenParty could have 5 MPs today. In May 2024 Sheff Greens were predicted to gain 37% of the vote in Sheffield Central and could have had much more if they had campaigned after the candidate selection in Sept 2022. Spiteful authoritarians have free rein in the party. 10 people expelled so far, including one for just talking to me at a market! Bullies using unfair unconstitutional tactics are ruining the local party and missing a great opportunity to win an MP. Most of the people who voted for @TheGreenParty in Sheffield are unaware of the nastiness currently inside the local party. I want Greens to do well, but right now, the wrong people are being purged. I hope action will be taken to stop the appalling treatment of good people.
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