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🖤♥️ they did it.
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Mike Babcock is going to claim him himself
Goaltender Cayden Primeau has been placed on waivers for the purpose of reassignment to the Chicago Wolves of the American Hockey League (AHL). nhl.com/hurricanes/news/cane…
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Morning! Anyone have 1 extra ticket for tonights @Canes season ticket member event? I am trying to take both kids so one doesn't hate me haha. Pretty please :)
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Well; it’s not co-captains so I’ll give him that
#CBJ coach Rick Bowness says the team will not have a true captain this season. Rather several players will serve as alternate captains. It will rotate between several players with the only constant alternate being Zach Werenski. More on the decision with Coach Bowness.
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He very much had a “I’m not going to hurt you unless I have to but you’re not landing punches” vibe to last nights fight.
When things get rough on the ice, Hurricanes’ Nicolas Deslauriers is ready to go "I respect all the fighters in the league. It's not an easy job." newsobserver.com/sports/nhl/…
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Alexander Nikishin is reportedly interested in being traded to Los Angeles, per @FriedgeHNIC The Kings are interested, but fitting his salary into their cap situation could be difficult. 👀 Getting Nikishin to LA sounds great… actually making the money work is the real challenge.
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The rangers from last year vs the rangers from this year
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Happy “Let’s over react to the initial MyHockeyRankings” day to all who participate.
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Just run the clock, Oilers, I need to hear the Babcock presser and I’m tired
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You’re welcome Oilers fans
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I mean, for game 1 of 84, I’ll take a point. 🤷‍♂️
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Everyone knows Aho needs 3-5 games to get to his game. He looked good except he clearly misses Jarvy on the power kill and OT.
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I love him.
DLO you are hilarious
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🥱 a point. Why not 5 more minutes of this? I guess.
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I hope it was one or both Tkachuklefuck twins
the broadcast just picked up Deslauriers saying “you’re a big fucking bitch” to someone on the Panthers bench lmfao
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Staal gets punched in the back of the head and Walker ends up with an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty in the end. Drink.
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Come on, is freaking Markstrom. Shoot the damn puck
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Elevate Fishstick.
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I see the NHL officiating remains the same…
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New sound system putting in some work in warmups, damn.
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Let’s run it back
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