millennial core - Lily Allen fan account

SO BLUE DOT FEVER IS WHERE TICKETS ARENT SELLING SO ARTISTS CANCEL TOURS AND SOMETIMES SAY THEY ARE SICK BUT LILY DIDNT CANCEL JUST ADJUSTED THE US TOUR & IT WAS AMAZING BUT THEN SHE GOT ACTUALLY SICK & CANCELED ONE SHOW & IT ALSO MATCHES HER DOT JACKET FROM THE ALBUM
Lily Allen dresses up as a Ticketmaster seat map for Halloween: “Never beating the allegations #bluedotfever”
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Literally me this morning at 6 am to my husband.
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Lily Allen being blue-dot-fever for Halloween 💀. Terrifying and genius.
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I remember when West End Girl came out Dax talked on the podcast that Lily Allen was irresponsible for sharing her experience on the album, mocked her, and called her nuts. This is a take that a self-obsessed narcissist who’s extremely jealous of his wife would have.
Kristen Bell reveals on her husband’s podcast ‘Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard’ that he flirts with her by complimenting other people: “That’s how I know [Dax is] flirting with me a lot … We’ll be at dinner and like he’ll say to the waiter or waitress, he’ll go, ‘Wow, you have incredible eyelashes, gorgeous eyes. Great, great job.’”
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I’d say K Bell should listen to WEG but she’s friends with that other narcissist, who I’m sure will be relentlessly flirting with her during Santa movie promo.
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Decade Scrolling retweeted
we need to have bigger conversations about about lily allen as a capital P Performer
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The little Halloween chocolate bars have never tasted worse.
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Decade Scrolling retweeted
ALBUM OF THE YEAR SHOULD: • LUX — ROSALÍA • Deadbeat — Tame Impala • Confessions II — Madonna • This Music May Contain Hope — RAYE • West End Girl — Lily Allen • WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA — Slayyyter • The Romantic — Bruno Mars • Middle of Nowhere — Kacey Musgraves
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a real life princess in Sydney🥹👸🏻🌟🫶🏻 #lilyallen
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Madeline
what’s the best halloween costume a celebrity has worn
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GURRRLLLLLLLL come on
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3 years later half the jars are still full because I didn’t like so many of the flavours and I haven’t found a use for the other empty jars 😭
the feminine urge to save all 24 of the tiny jam jars that came with your bonne maman advent calendar because you might need them
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post your fav in 2016 vs 2026
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One year since I resurfaced the bad luck flower letter and quickly “the letter” was everywhere. I saw my tweet all over the place. This might be my wildest internet lore.
This note is so sinister in hindsight after listening to West End Girl. David Harbour could not stand that is wife might find success as an actress. He must have crashed out when she was nominated for an Olivier Award - equivalent to his Tony nomination.
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Y’all understand that the lyrics about finding sex toys and butt plugs wasn’t about shaming, right? It was describing the scene she came across and the realization her husband was living a double life. You understand that right?
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She wrote a song about this when she was 22
The ‘West End Girl’ singer says she used to believe in ‘this myth someone’s going to pick you up and make everything OK,’ but she hasn’t ‘seen much evidence of it.’ thecut.com/article/lily-alle…
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Lily Allen, the Queen of self love. Obsessed with this Lovehoney collab.
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Lily Allen had erected a 9ft tall butt plug in London’s West End. Her mind 💀
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✅ sex toys ✅ butt plugs
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