And when you bury your past, avoid those who know the grave...

Singlet wey my babe use surprise me today resemble the one wey lost last month

I no care how u see me coz, i no see u at all.

Nonchalant me watching everyone speak in tongues during prayer while I'm just whispering Thank you Jesus repeatedly.

thinking and believing seyi is a better artist than asake is when your life go begin dey spoil.

Stop fooling yourself young man, you can never find true love in a woman you didn't meet a virgin

If you see me with woman, Na how to lie I Dey learn…

Shamelessness is the new currency. Since she's not my family member, go sugar mummy 😍

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So at the wedding today, they were dropping alcohol on tables. Everyone at my table said they don't drink, but while I was distracted on my phone, the server walked up and placed the bottle directly in front of me, like a whole damn bottle of Omeca abi na Olmeca I don't know. Wato na me resemble drunkard for the whole table? God! I need to lose this belly fast. ​The worst part? Three different ladies brought alcohol to our table, and whenever I told them I don't drink, they'd just stare at me like I was lying to my own soul. 😂😂

being a faithful partner is also a wise financial decision

Having a casual sex partner is more peaceful than dealing with the stress of a relationship.

If I dey owe u money, move on with ur life

December wey go sweet na from October you go know.

Intentional man no gree post wetin he babe buy for am today 😹

If she stays through the struggle, there's a guy making sure she doesn’t feel the struggle.

Politics is so crazy & hilarious. I can't imagine cutting people off because their political stances doesn't align with yours( which you deem as the Almighty standard) Over the same crop of politicians that still dine from the same plates and drink from the same cistern.

You claim their land belongs to no man. You insult their state everyday over what other states do worse. At every turn, you challenge their identity,heritage and culture. You tell them the ability to speak their native language shouldn't be a criterion for political leadership of their state. Yet you blame them for changing street names to reflect their heritage. The government should do more to clear everybody's doubt that Lagos state's heritage is Yoruba. That identity must not go extinct.