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So....a $TSLA price target of $700 EOY 2026 ....after you were 20% short on your 2025 target ($575 vs an actual of $450)...
A 55% gain on declining revenues and earnings...
I'm going to pin this... Hope you don't mind....
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“I am the house now”
Interest rates on US 30-year mortgages topped 7% for the first time in almost two years. ft.trib.al/JaRKuPD
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The Houthis are helping France achieve their carbon goals…🤭
BREAKING: France is running out of fuel. 11% of France's stations nationwide are now out of petrol or diesel, one in nine, with 16% of stations short in Grand Est, 15% in Pays de la Loire, 14% in Occitanie, and 13% in Centre-Val de Loire, per government figures published this morning.
The official count only registers a station as short if it has no petrol at all or no diesel at all, so a station out of one grade but holding another is not counted, meaning the real shortage is much larger. French diesel averages €2.406 a litre, about $10.45 a gallon.
Europe is facing its worst energy crisis in history.
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After the bond buybacks failed, they ran out of ideas to pump Treasuries…
Great to welcome @jakepaul to the Treasury Department today.
Jake’s path from content creator to entrepreneur and professional boxer is a distinctly American story. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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I rarely see someone get this upset ....it's like she never even saw it coming...
I can't adequately explain how fucking mad it fucking makes me that the entire fucking 2024 campaign was fucking about fucking affordability and now we're fucking being told to fucking stop whining about fucking everything being fucking unaffordable
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Oil bull when WTI oil hits $250
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When a capitalist entrepreneur tells you they welcome government oversight they are telling you they need help
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Let this sink in, via my pals at @KailashConcepts
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The Q is whether the genie is so out of the bottle that it no longer matters OR whether they’re trying to pre-empt the impact of the FOMO that drinking all their own Kool-Aid created.
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This is a rare photo of Donald Trump from 1934, helping Albert Einstein finish the theory of relativity. According to Trump, Einstein had been stuck for weeks.
“Very smart guy. Terrible with numbers. I looked at the board and said, Albert, put a little 2 up there. He loved it."
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Where were all the goofball bond panicans when the 10-year was at 0.62% in the Summer of 2020?
We've lived in an aberration since Citadel-intern Ben Bernanke sleepwalked us into Great Depression II in 2008.
Normalizing is now painful.
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The Fed defending Treasuries is like the bartender explaining why you don’t have a drinking problem.
Act accordingly.
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This is totally awesome!...I've created $1.3 trillion in fake market cap in just 30 days..using my surrogate ShellCos and fast following passive money... on my three of my favorite Chinese assets...might be the greatest pump in history...the dump is gonna be epic!
Sincerely,
Xi
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"America is 1,000% going to go bankrupt and fail as a country because of AI and robotics.”
...there...fixed it...
🇺🇸 Interest on the national debt now costs more than the U.S. military, and Elon’s verdict is blunt:
"America is 1,000% going to go bankrupt and fail as a country without AI and robotics.”
The innovation race comes down to whether the country can stay solvent long enough to finish building them.
@elonmusk / Writer: Val
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Nvidia just posted record revenue. The stock popped. Everyone's celebrating.
Meanwhile, the cost of insuring Nvidia's own debt against default has more than DOUBLED since May.
Why would credit markets get nervous about a company printing $96B a quarter?
Because Nvidia isn't just selling chips anymore. It's the lender, the guarantor, and the equity investor in the same AI companies buying those chips. When you finance your own customer's ability to pay you, your revenue and your risk become the same number.
The stock market cheered the sales. The bond market is pricing the circularity.
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