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The Effects of GTA 6
🇺🇸 In Miami, two inmates on murder charges who never met face-to-face had a baby through an AIR DUCT.
Daisy (29) and Joan (23) fell in love via the vent between floors. He wrapped his semen in plastic, tied it to a rope made of torn bedsheets, and lowered it down.
She pulled it up and self-inseminated with a store-bought applicator.
In 2024, she gave birth to a baby girl with DNA confirming it’s their child.
The jail is currently investigation this shocking security lapse.
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Bro needed a paycheck 😭
Former President Obama says the federal government is less corrupt than at virtually any point in U.S. history.
axios.com/2026/09/24/obama-g…
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Disney is raising the price of Disney+ again.
The monthly option without ads will rise by $2.50 to $21.49 per month.
(Source: bloomberg.com/news/articles/…)
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Deep Thoughts retweeted
Kevin Feige says he has "Hated" The Hulk since he was a small child:
"I just remember those kids [on the playground], choosing him instead of Iron Man when we played pretend, beating me... But now I choose. I am their God, and they will pay."
(Source: variety.com/2026/film/news/m…)
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Unrelated but I'll never get over that this is the face she made when she was asked straight up if she was a Nazi and the said "if I had a problem with what people were saying about me I would have said something" 😭
guy I hooked up with 3 years ago who was 23 at the time saying he’s still 23 on dating apps and girl im 23 now
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I spent way long making this gif 😭
You’ve been waiting for this…
Introducing some of the incredible supporting cast members from Persona 4 Revival!
🍽️ Aika Nakamura, @JudyAliceLee
🩷 Nanako Dojima, Courtney Shaw
🕵️♂️ Ryotaro Dojima, @RayChase
🥬 Tohru Adachi, @johnnyyongbosch
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I feel people still haven't realized how bad this is this is the beginning of the end of the movie industry..
Paramount has reached a settlement on the lawsuit with the 12 U.S. states and can move forward with the Warner Bros merger.
An official announcement will happen later today.
(Source: bloomberg.com/news/articles/…)
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They really wanted Spider-Man anywhere but New York 💀
An early story draft for ‘SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY’ included Daredevil.
“After leaving New York City to be a hero in Southeast Asia, Spider-Man sees a video of an imposter back home and hires Matt Murdock to fight the cease-and-desist he receives from the imposter.”
(Source: thebulwark.com/p/breaking-do…)
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