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✅NAME THIS SONG:
Down in Louisiana, where the alligators grow so mean
There lived a girl that I swear to the world
Made the alligators look tame
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Everybody said it was a shame
'Cause her momma was a workin' on the chain gang…..
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WELL DUHHH!🤦♀️
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Prince William will be the first British king who has scientifically proven Indian ancestry through an unbroken maternal line tracing back to the 19th century... The finding was published in 2013, when a genetic testing project traced the maternal line of his mother's family back to a woman named Eliza Kewark, who lived in the Indian port city of Surat in the early nineteenth century. *Very impressive!
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BEEARE OF WOLVES IN SHEEP CLOTHING! You cannot put spilled milk back in a glass! No apology is going to erase the damage to the Royal Family when they know it is just another smoke screen to get back their SECURITY & hopefully become working members of the RF again. IT IS A TRICK, and the RF knows it🤷♀️
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In the South, historically, smooth and unblemished hands served as visual proof that a woman was spared from harsh manual labor and protected from the sun. Also, maintaining well-groomed hands reflected a family's respectability, personal self-discipline, and grace during highly ritualized social interactions like pouring tea. Ultimately, this old-fashioned idea used physical appearance as a direct marker of socio-economic status and upbringing whether a Southerner or Aristocracy of which she is NEITHER!
Meghan Markle’s hands should NEVER be photographed especially when the self tanner is splotchy & uneven
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Well duh!!! THEY ARE THE CIRCUS!🤷♀️
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This is the only part of the original warning that was needed! And ohhh how appropriate! This TV episode is only a reminder of how opening old wounds/memories for the royal family will NOT be received kindly! WTF are they thinking!🤦♀️🤦♀️
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Dear Lord!!! Say it ain’t so AGAIN!! Rehashing the ‘same old content’ & the ‘last 30 days’!! AND IT’S 90% ABOUT ME ME ME!!!! Haven’t we suffered enough😢🤦♀️🤦♀️ and it’s just the FIRST EPISODE!!🤮🤮🤮
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Why do they even bother to wear clothes?!!!🤦♀️
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✅For millennia, the British royals have treated scandal like Luke Skywalker treats blaster fire: deflect, ‘never complain, never explain’, rinse and repeat. Diana: In Her Own Words, Harry & Markle’s Netflix docuseries/Oprah Interview, etc etc etc, Andrew Mountbatten Windsor’s sexual exploitation revelations, now….. Earl Spencer's book. That is A LOT for the Palace to deflect in such a short six years but they barely flinched while keeping business as usual waiting for the storm to pass.
Maybe a little bit bruised but never broken. The institution outlasts the outrage every single time. That's not luck but muscle memory!👑🤴👸💪 thedailystar.net/news/world/…
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JuliaSugarbaker@🍷🇺🇸🇬🇧 retweeted
Maybe be she can hand deliver a basket of her As Ever products to really win them over😂😂
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