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once you get comfortable with not calling or texting people, there’s no going back
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i check my phone way too often for someone who barely talks to anyone.
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When somebody vacuuming and they bouta do in front of the couch 😭😂
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YOU'RE BORN. YOU SEE PANTS STYLES GO FROM BAGGY TO SKINNY BACK TO BAGGY EVERY 10 YEARS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. YOU DIE. THE END
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What makes the African design here so beautiful is that it is a homage to the cultural/indigenous art style of the region depicted
Genndy Tartakovsky is a gem
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Fab absolutely smoked it. But let twitter tell it, a certain somebody can rap better than Fab—NOPE.
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call me weird but i use songs to track time. like “oh, it took me 4 songs to shower”
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Not a single braincell between them just pure vibes bouncing skull to skull like the dvd logo
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Dating is so performative now. A lot of y’all are dating people for aesthetic, access and resources. Yall don’t actually like your partners let alone love them.
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2pac randomly rapping about mass incarceration in the middle of how do u want it.
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I be outside smoking and animals just be walkin up chillin wit me on some Cinderella shit 😂
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"A player on (the Heat) bench was talkin trash…And then when I started talkin to him he didn't really have too much more to say…If you gonna talk sh*t, keep talkin sh*t. Don't get quiet."
— Anthony Edwards
(via @DaneMooreNBA)
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